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@kurtjangle.bsky.social

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Going live at 8am with some classic Saturday Morning Cartoon goodness!

Kicking off with Teenage Mustang Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge and then the demo for the upcoming Marvel Cosmic Invasion.

#ExtraLife

08.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KurtJangle - Twitch The Only Adult on the Internet

Going live at 8 am Central!

www.twitch.tv/kurtjangle

07.11.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

07.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite 24 hours of the year start tomorrow!

Gaming, snacking, and yapping to raise money for my local Children's Miracle Network Hospital!

Check out the link and find out what #ExtraLife is all about!

@extralife4kids.bsky.social

07.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Of all the @extralife4kids.bsky.social streams I've done this is the first that I can almost 100% guarantee a big fluffy cat as guest host.

05.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Morning, Sickos! 🀼

05.11.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I misread the weight/quantity on apples when I was putting in my grocery order the other day and now I only have one Honey Crisp Apple that I'm hoarding like a dragon hoards gold.

04.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting in a dark room ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a dark room

I was singing along to music on the way home from work and I think I know what I'm supposed to be when I grow up!

I need to front a White/Rob Zombie Tribute Band.

04.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I set my radius on dating apps to 10 miles, but I definitely contemplated driving 15 miles yesterday for a reuben.

04.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How else will people know?!?

04.11.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@extralife4kids.bsky.social

Game Day is THIS SATURDAY!

24 hours of gaming, yapping, and snacking!

For the Kids!

03.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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I'm also getting ads telling me to call and thank Sen. Cornyn.

AbsolutelyTheFuckNot! @hbomax.bsky.social

16.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@hbomax.bsky.social Get rid of these ICEstapo recruitment ads or I'm going to find other ways to watch your content.

16.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT'S MY CHAMP!

02.10.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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KurtJangle - Twitch The Only Adult on the Internet

Come hang out and talk All Out while I make breakfast!

11am Central

twitch.tv/KurtJangle

20.09.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Advertising is an absolute toilet.

The new Cracker Barrel logo is "woke".

Forbidden Door is this Sunday!

And it's the 35th Anniversary of a movie that is better than it has any right to be!

@skewereduniverse.bsky.social and I sit down to talk about all of that and more tonight!

22.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Step one to PWH and Big Boom AJ vs Generation Me on Zero Hour...

09.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rhea vs Stat
Rhea vs Willow
Rhea vs Bayne
Rhea forming a faction with The Triangle of Madness

04.08.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Innocent until proven guilty"
"Why didn't they file charges"
"The Age of Consent..."

Friend, if your ethics start and stop at a legal definition you need to seriously reevaluate your life because your heart is dogsh!t 🀼

04.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Start here, read the whole thread, donate if you can, if not reposting is free.

20.07.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A child's handwriting on a yellow slip of paper that reads When I grow up I want to be a wrestler because they get a lot of money.

A child's handwriting on a yellow slip of paper that reads When I grow up I want to be a wrestler because they get a lot of money.

A screenshot from a Ticketmaster email reminding me that AEW All In is happening soon and offering instructions on accessing mobile tickets.

A screenshot from a Ticketmaster email reminding me that AEW All In is happening soon and offering instructions on accessing mobile tickets.

Having this opportunity in my home state, hours away from where I scrawled these words, yet minutes away from my current home is something I would never forgive myself if I missed out on.

Thank you @allelitewrestling.com

10.07.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Around 35 years ago my teacher asked the class what we want to be when we grow up.

That kid didn't grow up to be a wrestler, but I'm bringing him with me to live that dream vicariously through one of the most incredible rosters of talent the professional wrestling world has ever seen!

10.07.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Check out @zerpie.bsky.social for some of the best figure photography and check out the latest episode of The PreGame for our conversation about how he got started!

.:Linkin Bio:.

05.07.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top Guys, Out-standing!

05.07.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ngl.link/kurtjangle

Hit the link if you want to get a question in before the show tonight, or just join in the live chat.

04.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's July 4th, but it's still a Friday and that means it's almost time to PreGame!

We're talking toys tonight with @zerpie.bsky.social

8/7 Central!

04.07.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Still time to get some questions in for The Adult and The Professor @professordegree.bsky.social

20.06.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Hey, it turns out I’m going to be on this show tonight! Tune in!

20.06.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how a true WORLD Champion conducts themselves.

20.06.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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