McDiva

BEST HALFTIME PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME

I LOVE BEING LATINOOOOOO

me trying to tell Harper all the tea before she falls asleep again

a woman wearing a pink under armour shirt is holding her hands up in the air . ALT: a woman wearing a pink under armour shirt is holding her hands up in the air .

no literally I was in denial like… this isn’t actually happening 😭

#LEGEND

she’s got money for mac bitch

a cartoon of sandy cheeks holding spongebob ALT: a cartoon of sandy cheeks holding spongebob

jp the amount of times you have made me laugh 😭🩷🩷💕💛🧡💓💚🩷💞

FRRRRRRRR

i fucking love harper she’s the funniest coolest person on this app like if ur not fucking with her ur missing out big time 😭

this is post is so mexican of you 😭

a woman with her eyes closed standing in a field ALT: a woman with her eyes closed standing in a field

day just turned into tate mcrae

i hope you feel better!! rest up I’m so sorry your day went like this :/ 🩷🩷

Diarrhea butt discharge on the dance floor

have you thought about the fact that maybe they deserved it

a man in a red shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with a seat belt on . ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with a seat belt on .

the amount of envy I feel right now…. lock your doors and close your windows

with the rose toy next to the incense 🫦😍

definitely a nonstick pan and high quality glassware!!

my dm’s are soooo empty

a woman in a black shirt and blue pants is standing in a field with her eyes closed . ALT: a woman in a black shirt and blue pants is standing in a field with her eyes closed .

disappointed bestie oomf should I off myself

movie night was freaking awesome

rlly grateful for my bloomfies seriously movie night was amazing and so much fun :’) i luv all my babies

up at four am due to beautiful healing phone call with bestie oomf after beautiful healing movie sesh with bestie oomfs

it’s a disease. get better soon 💋

yesss it was so loud and kinda wet

I’m so fucking full of gender fluid I can hear it sloshing around in my stomach as I bounce on it 🥵

i keep saying ohoho daaaamn it’s literally addicting

WAIT health first!! 😭 also they’re really crumbly which I hate but tolerate so fair warning

have you tried the banana and chocolate chip breakfast bars? those are so good FAWK

it’s too late you’re already cancel