purplewooper

That’s what I call this pussy

Drawing of shiny wooper on our dry goods retain bin

We didn’t have purple

If you’re hot you have to tell me. I really don’t like being surprised

The day is almost over for you but it’s just beginning for me :(

Kelly Rowland in Freddy vs. Jason

Friendly reminder it’s really difficult to stay sad when you’re throating a juicy, THICK, fragrant cock and it’s pumping a fat ass load all the way in the back of your throat NYASS!

Get him on the horn. Purplewooper got some shit to say

You live in NYC what tf does he think 54 cents is gonna do

This is so fucking disrespectful I’m gagging

Stupid gay man

I only got like 4.5 hours of sleep and my hair looks horrible and I wore my old glasses so they are giving me a headache and now it’s only been 1 hour and I’m already crying in the bathroom at work bc I feel so horrible

I have a deep sadness today that can only be cured by a 3 hour nap when I get off work 😔

I feel and look bad today too 🫂

Ok that slays but I meant more like I am reclaiming “bussy” and in my head I call it “butthole pussy” so that it’s nonbinary asf but I can’t think of an alternate “m” word for munt

Purplewooper looks like shit today but more surprisingly I feel like shit too

Sometimes you gotta be nonbiney in a boy way

I wanna go to the Maine lighthouse museum 😍😍😍

I can’t even try and make munt nonbinary like yea I have a man cunt but in a nonbinary way so clock THAT tea

Pwooper, tight munt, pants ok?

Your fuzzy ass is like a jungle, and baby…. I’m ready to get exploring! I hope I find a snake in the bushes 🙊

A hilly street in Seattle, with foliage on each side of the road. In the background, the sun rises over the horizon

I wish I could have captured how absolutely gorgeous the sun rising over the mountains was this morning 🌄 but this photo makes it look like poo out off a butt so use ur imagination a lil 💭

If you can’t goon to long haired hotties oh we can’t be friends

Well message him and tell him he’s very beautiful

Sooooo I opened a can of worms and all that was inside was a dead horse 🤥

Unlike Sabrina Carpenter, I encourage entry at the back door!

Bitch what tf do you mean laurel yanny not a meowth

10 million dislikes

The original is cursed but I love it. Regardless I love your redesign!

I wouldn’t want Sonic to stop bouncing on MY wood personally

Also sorry you girlbossed too closed to the sun ZZ

Thank you love 🫶🏻 I’ve seen friends, sorted my pokemon cards and just tried to be present in my life as best as I can! I’ll be back soon (maybe even tomorrow))