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Marlene Spatuk πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@mspatuk.bsky.social

Childless, catless and happily jobless.

631 Followers  |  1,828 Following  |  302 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2023  |  2.2472

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Make sure it’s not actually a seagull.

03.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did orcas start the fire?

02.02.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did he make his wife take the middle seat?

31.01.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Patrick from Schitt’s Creek with David - β€œI almost didn’t recognize you.”

Patrick from Schitt’s Creek with David - β€œI almost didn’t recognize you.”

Adding one with ALT text

28.01.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men sitting next to each other with the word schitts creek on the bottom ALT: two men sitting next to each other with the word schitts creek on the bottom
28.01.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Lignite Louie sign in Estevan, Saskatchewan.

Photo of Lignite Louie sign in Estevan, Saskatchewan.

Old enough to remember Lignite Louie (Estevan, SK)

22.01.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Effin birds.

16.01.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder who woke up from a 10-year coma to learn this and then just decided to check out.

16.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That video was made by someone’s girlfriend in Canada who we haven’t met.

13.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I deactivated my account shortly after the 2024 election, and after about a month all your posts are gone. But then again I had no reach. I now have twice the number of followers on Bluesky!

12.01.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They also shouldn’t shoot unarmed non-U.S. citizens.

07.01.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A lemon pig with peppercorn eyes, toothpick legs, foil tail (not visible), and a 2004 Canadian penny in its mouth.

A lemon pig with peppercorn eyes, toothpick legs, foil tail (not visible), and a 2004 Canadian penny in its mouth.

Happy New Year from my #lemonpig and me. The penny in its mouth is from 2004 - a better year than this one.

31.12.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ruin two bands by combining them

Megadeth Cab for Cutie

29.12.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make a Bond movie casual

Monopussy

27.12.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an old man with a white beard and glasses on his nose and a tan cap wearing a blue shirt jeans has two thumbs up in a parking lot, cheering on ice agents at a Home Depot who are kidnapping a worker. There are cars in the background behind him.

an old man with a white beard and glasses on his nose and a tan cap wearing a blue shirt jeans has two thumbs up in a parking lot, cheering on ice agents at a Home Depot who are kidnapping a worker. There are cars in the background behind him.

This heartless loser cheered on ICE at the Home Depot, insisting, β€œThey’re stealing our jobs!”

Who in Long Beach could this model citizen be? BlueSky, would you happen to know? πŸ™ƒ

19.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

The Towering Inferno.

19.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this Ace Frehley’s dying wish?

08.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I managed to negotiate two WFH days a week in 2019. Glad to be retired and out of this game.

08.12.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Holdovers, which is not really about Christmas.

02.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whose stack?

17.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of football players are playing a game of football . Alt: a group of Saskatchewan Roughrider football players running around a field.

Didn’t know he cared about the Grey Cup game today.

16.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could make this out of a sock.

12.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Near a window.

01.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now he’s starting wars so he can end them.

01.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWerewolves of London”

28.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the kids call it β€œthe ick.”

28.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget the insurance oligopoly’s commercial.

26.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@noorazrieh.bsky.social

23.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jamil Jivani does Charlie Kirk Lite on Canadian Campuses Podcast Episode Β· CANADALAND Β· 2025-10-21 Β· 39m

Noor did it better. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/c...

23.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to eat tulips, maybe…
Ask a Dutch person who lived through WWII.

23.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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