Make sure itβs not actually a seagull.
03.02.2026 19:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@mspatuk.bsky.social
Childless, catless and happily jobless.
Make sure itβs not actually a seagull.
03.02.2026 19:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did orcas start the fire?
02.02.2026 08:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why did he make his wife take the middle seat?
31.01.2026 08:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Patrick from Schittβs Creek with David - βI almost didnβt recognize you.β
Adding one with ALT text
28.01.2026 01:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of Lignite Louie sign in Estevan, Saskatchewan.
Old enough to remember Lignite Louie (Estevan, SK)
22.01.2026 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Effin birds.
16.01.2026 10:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wonder who woke up from a 10-year coma to learn this and then just decided to check out.
16.01.2026 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That video was made by someoneβs girlfriend in Canada who we havenβt met.
13.01.2026 19:05 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I deactivated my account shortly after the 2024 election, and after about a month all your posts are gone. But then again I had no reach. I now have twice the number of followers on Bluesky!
12.01.2026 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They also shouldnβt shoot unarmed non-U.S. citizens.
07.01.2026 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lemon pig with peppercorn eyes, toothpick legs, foil tail (not visible), and a 2004 Canadian penny in its mouth.
Happy New Year from my #lemonpig and me. The penny in its mouth is from 2004 - a better year than this one.
31.12.2025 18:35 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ruin two bands by combining them
Megadeth Cab for Cutie
Make a Bond movie casual
Monopussy
an old man with a white beard and glasses on his nose and a tan cap wearing a blue shirt jeans has two thumbs up in a parking lot, cheering on ice agents at a Home Depot who are kidnapping a worker. There are cars in the background behind him.
This heartless loser cheered on ICE at the Home Depot, insisting, βTheyβre stealing our jobs!β
Who in Long Beach could this model citizen be? BlueSky, would you happen to know? π
The Towering Inferno.
19.12.2025 20:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was this Ace Frehleyβs dying wish?
08.12.2025 19:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I managed to negotiate two WFH days a week in 2019. Glad to be retired and out of this game.
08.12.2025 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Holdovers, which is not really about Christmas.
02.12.2025 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whose stack?
17.11.2025 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Didnβt know he cared about the Grey Cup game today.
16.11.2025 23:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I could make this out of a sock.
12.11.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Near a window.
01.11.2025 23:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now heβs starting wars so he can end them.
01.11.2025 22:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWerewolves of Londonβ
28.10.2025 18:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think the kids call it βthe ick.β
28.10.2025 18:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt forget the insurance oligopolyβs commercial.
26.10.2025 02:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@noorazrieh.bsky.social
23.10.2025 21:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Noor did it better. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/c...
23.10.2025 21:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0If you want to eat tulips, maybeβ¦
Ask a Dutch person who lived through WWII.