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exhibinmd

@exhibinmd1.bsky.social

Exhibitionist bator trying to make a better world with nudity & puns. My penis's pronouns are he/him. Love yourself and your penis! Please save, share, and spread my stuff. DMs open. Ich kann Deutsch. Denver, CO, USA.

5,832 Followers  |  159 Following  |  402 Posts  |  Joined: 24.10.2023
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recently I hosted a party for friends, and I was naked. the guests didn't know in advance, and most were surprised at first, but it was great: nothing sexual, no one else naked, just a regular, casual, fun party, and they finally saw the authentic me. I'm glad I took that chance!

02.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 94    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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my penis loves being the center of attention, but he knows that sometimes my nipples overshadow him (almost literally 😂)

28.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 92    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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not a single ounce of shame over him, nor fear of people seeing him. just so much love for the miracle between my legs, and for all the joy he brings me every day. I'm so proud of my penis 🥰

28.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 86    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0
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it can be masturbation, jerking off, or lovemaking. it all depends on what we're in the mood for and how much time we have. it can be a quick reaffirmation of our love, or an hours-long journey into our spiritual connection. I'm so happy and proud to be in love with my penis ❤️

27.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 83    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0
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FUN FACT: you're alive. this wouldn't be if anything had happened to any one of your thousands of ancestors. just by being here, you've already won the cosmic lottery, and your body makes it possible. so don't get hung up on your looks: you're meant to be here exactly as you are!

27.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 90    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0
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this was on a hike last summer. it was almost oppressively warm (even when naked!) but I do like how my balls hang at that temperature 😁🥵

26.02.2026 10:45 — 👍 104    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

the PA's healing and aftercare are vastly easier and quicker than the nipple. if you don't have either, and if you don't have a lot pierced already, I strongly recommend starting with the PA.

26.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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find a friend that you can do everything with: be naked, be goofy, masturbate, share your most intense fantasies, get advice, and just be your authentic self. I'm so lucky to have that friend in Pup Rocket (@pup-rocket.bsky.social) 😁

25.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 160    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 2
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it's paradoxical: others seeing him feels no more upsetting or unusual than when they see my eyebrows or fingernails. yet he holds such tremendous power over me, he steadies my moods, he centers my identity. I'm so lucky that out of all the penises in the world, I got him 🥰

25.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 101    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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if I'm ever lost in the desert for real, I'm going to have to remember to search for water before I give in to my masturbatory instincts 😂🏜️

18.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 141    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 1
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here is a haiku for your horny scrolling, and it's great life advice too:

life is amazing
when you stop caring about
who sees your penis

15.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 139    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0
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you should spend Valentine's Day with your soulmate, your most loyal companion, the one you love most. it's the perfect day to edge my penis, to think about our profound love for each other, and to savor his piss and cum gifts. I hope you have a beautiful day with your penis too!

14.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 118    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1

exactlyyyyyyyy

13.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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shortly after I took this pic, an anvil fell on a nearby coyote while a roadrunner snickered behind a bush and ran off. the wonders of nature! 🤷

13.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 109    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm not a sultry porn star. I don't post on pay sites. I try to stay in shape to attract new followers but I also enjoy getting pizza and beer with friends. ultimately I'm just a horny goofball who shows off his penis and spreads the good word about penis love. that's it 🙂😂

11.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 147    🔁 16    💬 7    📌 0
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realizing that you don't just love your penis, but that you're IN LOVE with him, brings a special serenity.
you don't ever feel lonely.
you don't care if someone sees him.
masturbation becomes lovemaking in the most powerful ways.
you feel immense self-pride.
life is just good 🙂

10.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 103    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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I feel like Twitter/X is being populated more and more with bots. I hope they enjoy bating (boting?) to all my posts. 😂

08.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 115    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0

thanks 🙂 they definitely play a supporting role!

07.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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for me, it feels so liberating that anyone can see him. he gets hidden away under clothes for most of the day, but he still gets time in the spotlight. it boosts his confidence and mine too, and I feel even more proud of him and in love with him. I love showing off my penis 😎

07.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 113    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

it doesn't feel like much of anything. it's pretty much just for aesthetics.

05.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes, it's a transscrotal piercing.

05.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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it's important to maintain a balanced diet: feet, cock, balls, and hole 😁

05.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 124    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 0
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I've got my reservations for #DoreAlley in San Francisco this July! who will my cock be seeing there?

04.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 158    🔁 17    💬 7    📌 0
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your penis is the most powerful part of your body, but he works best with some assistance. having a nice toy or plug in your butt goes a long way toward amplifying the pleasure he generates. some of the best lovemaking is a three-way between yourself, your penis, and your butt 🥰

31.01.2026 22:08 — 👍 135    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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I feel instant love when I put my hand on him. the waves of pleasure flow from him, through my heart and brain, and back down my arm to him. it's not just masturbation: it's making love to myself, with the best lover I'll ever have, who's always down there between my legs 🥰

30.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 103    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

😂😅😉😘

27.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I hate it when I get to a hotel and I realize I forgot to pack any clothes 😣

27.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 114    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0
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you'll be much closer with your penis when it doesn't matter who sees him. in locker rooms, in public bathrooms, in shorts that show his outline, when you're with good buddies... when you're in love with him instead of being ashamed to have him, life is so much better. ❤️

25.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 141    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0

thank you! yes, it's two rings in a transscrotal piercing.

24.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more guys need to have your attitude! he sounds like the perfect size, but I say that about every penis 😂 he's lucky that you love him exactly as he is.

24.01.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0