exhibinmd

exhibinmd

@exhibinmd1.bsky.social

Exhibitionist bator trying to make a better world with nudity & puns. My penis's pronouns are he/him. Love yourself and your penis! Please save, share, and spread my stuff. DMs open. Ich kann Deutsch. Denver, CO, USA.

5,905 Followers 162 Following 419 Posts Joined Oct 2023
1 day ago

aw shoot πŸ€—πŸ˜Š

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2 days ago
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when you realize there's a miracle living between your legs -- a treasure who will always love you, pleasure you, boost your mood, calm you down, and be closer to you than any other lover could -- then all shame and embarrassment over others seeing him evaporates away. 😌

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2 days ago

so is yours, brother!

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2 days ago
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yikes! it's Friday the 13th! you're going to need all the good luck you can get today. fortunately, reposting an exhibitionist bator is the perfect way to meet good luck, so if you see one you like, repost him!

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3 days ago
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people tell me I have a very cheeky sense of humor. 🀷

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5 days ago

mamma mia, this is hot 😍😍

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5 days ago
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no one believes that I'm a shy person. meeting people and talking to them can be draining (that's also why sex with strangers isn't really my thing). meanwhile, my penis loves being seen and feeling new touches. every relationship, even with your own cock, involves compromise πŸ˜‚

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1 week ago
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my edging usually ends in one of three ways:
1. a glorious cum eruption after hours of lovemaking with my penis.
2. my empty stomach or sore wrist tells me it's time to stop.
3. the grocery manager saying "Sir, we've told you many times, you can't do that here, please go home."

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1 week ago
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the thought of monetizing my content is so bizarre to me. my penis is just an attention whore, and keeping him happy is the only reward I need. so if you like seeing him and keeping your money, repost him so more people can enjoy him. it costs nothing and it makes him excited 😁

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1 week ago
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my hole is the perfect size for a tongue, so I really hope you're hungry. 😈

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1 week ago

he's so fucking beautiful 😍😍

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1 week ago
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he's not a secret that must be hidden or kept "private," and he's definitely not something I'm ashamed of. he's my penis, and I'm pretty biased, but I think he's very sexy. if you like looking at him, please share him with friends or repost him. he loves that (and so do I!) ❀️

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1 week ago
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I emphasize loving your penis, but I also totally support nullo guys and transwomen/non-binary folk. being born with a penis doesn't have to mean that's what your body needs. similarly, I love having transmen in our phallic brotherhood! it's great to have such bodily diversity 😁

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1 week ago

it's odd that autocorrect changed something TO "fuck" πŸ˜‚

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1 week ago
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if you like pits that never get contaminated with deodorant, you might have a difficult time deciding what area on me to lick first πŸ˜…

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1 week ago

I couldn't (wouldn't) have done it without your advice and encouragement!

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1 week ago
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my penis has so much pride in himself, and I feel so proud of him too. he's full of power and energy and love. he gives me (and many others too, I hope) such incredible pleasure. he's at the center of my body and my entire world. I love being this deeply in love with him. πŸ₯°

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1 week ago
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recently I hosted a party for friends, and I was naked. the guests didn't know in advance, and most were surprised at first, but it was great: nothing sexual, no one else naked, just a regular, casual, fun party, and they finally saw the authentic me. I'm glad I took that chance!

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2 weeks ago
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my penis loves being the center of attention, but he knows that sometimes my nipples overshadow him (almost literally πŸ˜‚)

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2 weeks ago
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not a single ounce of shame over him, nor fear of people seeing him. just so much love for the miracle between my legs, and for all the joy he brings me every day. I'm so proud of my penis πŸ₯°

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2 weeks ago
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it can be masturbation, jerking off, or lovemaking. it all depends on what we're in the mood for and how much time we have. it can be a quick reaffirmation of our love, or an hours-long journey into our spiritual connection. I'm so happy and proud to be in love with my penis ❀️

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2 weeks ago
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FUN FACT: you're alive. this wouldn't be if anything had happened to any one of your thousands of ancestors. just by being here, you've already won the cosmic lottery, and your body makes it possible. so don't get hung up on your looks: you're meant to be here exactly as you are!

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2 weeks ago
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this was on a hike last summer. it was almost oppressively warm (even when naked!) but I do like how my balls hang at that temperature 😁πŸ₯΅

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2 weeks ago

the PA's healing and aftercare are vastly easier and quicker than the nipple. if you don't have either, and if you don't have a lot pierced already, I strongly recommend starting with the PA.

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2 weeks ago
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find a friend that you can do everything with: be naked, be goofy, masturbate, share your most intense fantasies, get advice, and just be your authentic self. I'm so lucky to have that friend in Pup Rocket (@pup-rocket.bsky.social) 😁

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2 weeks ago
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it's paradoxical: others seeing him feels no more upsetting or unusual than when they see my eyebrows or fingernails. yet he holds such tremendous power over me, he steadies my moods, he centers my identity. I'm so lucky that out of all the penises in the world, I got him πŸ₯°

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3 weeks ago
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if I'm ever lost in the desert for real, I'm going to have to remember to search for water before I give in to my masturbatory instincts πŸ˜‚πŸœοΈ

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1 month ago
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here is a haiku for your horny scrolling, and it's great life advice too:

life is amazing
when you stop caring about
who sees your penis

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1 month ago
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you should spend Valentine's Day with your soulmate, your most loyal companion, the one you love most. it's the perfect day to edge my penis, to think about our profound love for each other, and to savor his piss and cum gifts. I hope you have a beautiful day with your penis too!

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1 month ago

exactlyyyyyyyy

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