David Stevenson

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

just met a woman at a party & asked her what she did for work. could barely understand her because she was so soft spoken & had an accent so i just nodded a bunch.

“she’s in culture,” her friend said.

i finally realised that i was talking to
ANNA DELVEY

I ASKED ANNA DELVEY WHAT SHE DID FOR WORK

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

Always love a confidently wrong king.

(Also who the fuck censor fucking ?)

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in Bsky HQ or something?

I'm not a big fan of Jack Dorsey but I have to admit that one of his better ideas was, instead of getting into posting wars with users, he would go off to a yoga castle and eat hallucinogens for two weeks

We're getting a wave of articles that are like, "gee willikers it sure seems like the people who complained about 'cancel culture' for years really like canceling people."

Yes! This was extremely obvious at the time and a lot of us pointed it out!

London syndrome is unfortunately already a thing (belligerence and refusal to cooperate)

There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:

1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)

One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”

Beginning to think most of the interpersonal conflicts in professional wrestling could be resolved just as easily in private.

Doing a Bond prequel is like doing a porn prequel. Do I really need to learn where this guy trained as a plumber?

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

stylised sun and field on a cereal box

Sainsbury's corn flakes, 1973. From the Sainsbury Archive.

Its a little too 'Wicker Man-ish' for me...

www.sainsburyarchive.org.uk/catalogue/se...

Photojournalism by the Tribune's @staceywescott.bsky.social

None of these missions are impossible and in fact the movie shows the missions were very feasible all along

Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the bed and I pour myself a cup of the bed

"They are rather menacing (complimentary)" -s.e. smith Pictured: A blue pendant made of a cluster of patterned glass cane with a silver bail.

"Nora's current batch of cluster pendants all look like they will gradually spread to encrust your entire body (complimentary)" -Jay Edidin Pictured: Yellow pendant in a cluster pattern with a hole for a cord.

"Malignant" -Kaye Ross Pictured: A cluster of tan and brown bits of rounded glass with a sort of unsettling geometric pattern inside where the others tend to have flowers or circles

"Vaguely threatening" -amagire, a deer Pictured: Another cluster of glass; this one looks weirdly like green cartoon slime. It has a silver bail.

Happy Saturday everyone! I have some new things in the shop as of yesterday. nora.jewelry

Shares appreciated!! #bsnm

Look, I know it means well but I really don’t think it’s a good idea to mock the appearance of some of the fash out today, nor their incoherence - not least because their process of online radicalisation is driven by both a sense of material helplessness and information overload

You KNOW they have a padlocked freezer in the garage

That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!

When a parrot wanted to connect with a distant friend, a touchscreen showed a selection of other birds available online. The parrots learned to activate the screen, designed specially for them, by touching it gently with their tongues rather than pecking aggressively with their beaks. "We had 26 birds involved," said Hirskyj-Douglas. "They would use the system up to three hours a day, with each call lasting up to five minutes." The interactions ranged from preening and playing with toys to loud vocal exchanges. "When we went through the data, we found that most of these parrots had favourite friends," said Hirskyj-Douglas.

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
on.ft.com/3K05vhS

only around a decade to go until another PM thinks "I know, I should hire Peter Mandelson"

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

It looks great - also glad the Card Game Police won’t be breaking down my door! :)

A copy of Jamie Smart’s Hero Slam card game held above a bookshop display

Is it not released? I literally just bought a copy in Waterstones!

@rathergood.bsky.social dragon con 2025 cosplay (via Facebook)

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

just once i’d like to hear an established, successful artist look back at their work and say “of course, you couldn’t make that these days, because you can’t get funding for original work that’s not based on an established ip”