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My “we’re not Enron” t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt.

Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to love that for Kieran Tierney ❤️

Which one is more English?

one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face

Dick Cheney won’t see your jokes, but your friends who orchestrated a destructive and illegal war based on lies and also shot a guy in the face will.

Train company LNER 'extremely proud' of rail worker in critical condition after mass stabbing as family call him 'hero' The "extraordinary bravery" of the LNER worker who intervened during the train mass stabbing attack on Saturday has been hailed by his company.

I’m sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...

Mamdani patting a cat in a store and asking in Arabic “How are you chief?”

He just like me fr fr

We're now at "black people aren't British". Open sewer racism. Look forward to seeing him on QT again soon.

This such a perfect patriotic 🇬🇧 Fleet Street cock-up. It's one thing for a news outlet to be duped by a competent hoaxer. Excruciating, yes, but there's a fairly long history of such fuck ups. But to put out a statement SAYING you'd been hoaxed but you'd actually just emailed the wrong guy?

I was always certain taking Arseblog off Twitter was the right thing to do, but stuff like this makes me very happy I did.

This is a deranged billionaire unaccountable to anyone using his platform to incite violence. Grim.

Is saying that the Jews run the world antisemitic or just vigilant? Tune in for next week's episode of "is it racist to be racist"

I’ve thought about this scene ever day since it aired

sir, a second tattoo has just hit the Senate candidate from Maine

No 10 ‘has lost faith in Britain’s most senior civil servant’ Keir Starmer’s top team are said to be concerned about Chris Wormald’s performance as cabinet secretary and Downing Street ‘intends to replace him imminently’

Starmer going to be livid when he finds out who keeps putting the wrong people in the wrong jobs. Livid!

No 10 ‘has lost faith in Britain’s most senior civil servant’

www.thetimes.com/article/fa96...

To be absolutely clear, it is impossible to vote for a party that cannot bring itself to unequivocally defend the rights of people living and working legally in this country. Because arbitrary removal of legal rights, or sudden varying of terms, for some is ultimately a threat to everyone.

Both Cons and Reform policy is to deport almost all foreign-born nurses who are not citizens! including those who are permanent residents now who arrived before 2019!

Reform will exempt EU nationals here before Brexit but say they want to kick out anyone not earning £60k

Tories: same, but at £38k

I was looking at Reform's policy again the other day. They're proposing a £60k salary for people on ILR keeping their visa. Which means pretty much every nurse on ILR would be a risk. It's insane.

So much quibbling over the OBR and the fiscal rules feels like an attempt to find an institutional fix to a political problem: the need for tax rises on middle earners.

saw a house of dynamite this afternoon in a v small cinema in Westminster. What an incredible film. You can obviously wait to stream it but would urge you to go watch it in a cinema, so you’re most fully hit by the sense of dread it instils

Maccabi TLV fans are at risk of antisemitic attacks by antisemites (as they were in Amsterdam), and Muslims are at risk of anti-Muslim attacks by some Maccabi TLV fans (as they were in Amsterdam)

Why do so many struggle to hold multiple facts at once? I feel like I’m losing my mind

Some changes to immigration rules today, not just increasing English language requirements, mean migrants looking to live and work in UK will have to meet far far higher standards than British nationals, while paying vast sums to be allowed to do so. That isn't a system based on "fairness". 1/

fucking called it

Internationalism is so important because it touches on the means of economic prosperity (free trade), the international treaties that uphold global peace (what's left of it), and the cultural ties that creat bonds across nations and communities.

It's the glue that holds the world together.

Pubs to stay open until early hours in push for UK growth Exclusive: Plans for England and Wales would help the ailing hospitality sector but have attracted criticism from health experts

feels quite Guardian that this piece doesn't present the move as good news or even neutral news but instead spends about two thirds of its copy running through every single possible reason why a maybe fun thing will be TERRIBLE and AWFUL www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Spot on from @stephenkb.bsky.social. And the other aspect of this nasty turn is the eliding of British ‘culture’ with ‘white British’, which will shock anyone who has watched TV or football, or listened to music, or read a book, or indeed breathed since 1980.

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