You know what I find amusing? Yappy dogs in blue collars that simply do not learn their lessons.
Fortunately, I am a very peaceful, law-abiding citizen. So I am going to call my senator...
The first person to bring me a..pup in a blue collar, gets a gracious thank you cash donation to charity.
Kurt cobain would have broken his guitar over your skull kiddo. He died before yoy were alive.
This from the boy that brought a cleaver to a 45 man brawl and had to have his fam pay to save his dumbass. Ahhh, nostalgia
((If i had a dollar every time this damn app seitched to discovery feed as im trying to scroll my following feed...god i wanna smack devs loke this))
I will give your employees fashion advice for free. Im tired of seeing hillbilly hooters on my feed.
Transparent as blood
lol well shes an adult now. Which is wild
Murked. Typo
lol look, when your 13yo daughter gets upset about her plushies being mutked, you let her name a gator.
lol be happy he exists. He keeps the bayous full of gators. Thats important. He has a pink dog collar (dont ask) so insupplse if you see that? Well, youll probably die but maybe run
Into town usually
lol hes way out in the bayou so youre safe unless it floods
Oh lol thatd be my first pet gator. My daughter Addison named it a long time ago but Fluffy is a bit of a glutton. Last we measured, he was about 18ft or so.
Yeah, the projects took a hit as did some of my rougaru properties. But at least Fluffy stayed put this time.
Yeah, i fought to keep the slab at a health standard that most places in town could never. But once the black mold got in there, i took a 100% insurance claim and sold it to some dumbass. The flooding has been a pita
Never heard of that. But i tell ya what--since i no longer have the slab (which fyi, dont go there now. Black mold.) If you would be interested, i can supply fresh butchered gator for your diner. God knows the slab wont have anything decent now
Or I just make it for you🌝
lol how you runnin a diner in louisiana and havent had gator? Alright, im going to have to grill some gator burgers soon, clearly
lol all the pretty ladies with appetites tnite
Oh gator is a delicacy darlin. 30 dollars a pound on average, and far less cholesterol than red meats
If im not at risk of death, its not worth eating, imo
Chonky hmm? Im going to need to see proof of the chonk
Its a midwestern fastfood chain. Some places call it Carls Jr i believe but back in chicago it was hardees. Burgers to die for over there. Full pound of angus beef smothered in cheese and mushrooms and bacon and a spicy garlic aioli. I could make you one sometime. It works well with gatormeat
I mean..you could make one at home thats a lot healthier but i personally prefer a monster burger from hardees. But thats back in chicago lol
Now thats what i like to hear
I could be encouraged to take a beautiful woman to dinner. So long as she dresses in something not bought in a Target.
Anyone found to be committing hate crimes in Hathian will win a free dinner with me. This isnt Kentucky.
((I dont give a fuck if its 30 yrs from now. If you were a horrible human being to me in the past and have yet to actually hold yourself accountable and apologize? Youre still the same garbage human being you were a decade ago. Time logged does not equal trauma erased and abuse negated. Grow up))
((Oh and if you think the only accountability you must have for being abusive in the past is to acknowledge you were abusive and claim anyone that is still not over said abuse ..is the one with issues? You havent stopped being abusive. You just are trying to rebrand and reshape history. ))
((Moving forward, do us all a favor and simply block folks you dont want to engage with. Im too fuckin old to tolerate the middle school rhetoric that some folk seem to make their entire personality as adults. The ppl with my name forever on their lips? Are saying more about themselves than me.))
