Mike O’Keefe

Going to Glasgow in an Odsonne Edouard amount of days.

I’m not a pizza man.

I’m a pizza, man.

Can we as a country band together and agree that boxing scenes in movies are a billion times better than actual boxing?

Lost $7 on that fight last night and I’ve never felt more alive.

Last year, I ran a karaoke room during my school’s field day. A very shy and quiet female student did the song “tequila” and brought the house down.

The principal was in the room and afterwards she said “does she go here?”

There should be a follow up to that show “Too Hot to Handle” where the hot people aren’t allowed to bone each other.

It’d be called “Too Cold to Hold” and it would be a bunch of ugly people who HAVE TO bone each other.

I won’t give up on this country until Scott Baio gets a cabinet position.

So Friday. I’ll give up on Friday.