@crabmoney.bsky.social
Writer • Podcaster • Funny Little Guy Any pronouns! Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity, GM of [redacted upcoming RHATAF season] all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social 2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
Every year, MAGFest is a birthday present from the world. Last year you heard Emma and I talk from the show floor about why its great, and this year we got to see a BUNCH of friends and fellow Moonshot faces for the first time!
maybe the funniest thing about the Neopets TTRPG debacle is that i can think of at least twelve designers off the top of my head who could have a playable draft of an incredible Neopets TTRPG done by next month
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
A new (Out Of) Office Hours episode is now available for all our patrons! MAGfest stalwarts Jay and Emma welcome Marn, MK, Ria from So Emo I Fell Apart, Sarah McCostumes, and more fresh and friendly faces to a live recording on the floor of MAGfest 2026!
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we recorded most of this literally standing in a circle in the MITS lobby and i think that's beautiful
I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!
Thinking about him* again
*Fedya Dolokhov from War and Peace
Out now on the main feed! The Interstitial Infinity crew locks themselves in a basement for content! (real) (not clickbait)
Everyone can now listen to the dread special I gmed! We were in the woods! the Vibes were wild! Clowne, Marn, Jay, and Riley all came up with the most absurd characters to play and I think about them daily!
this ep is out FOR EVERYONE, RIGHT NOW! listen to us play some of the characters ever at a doomed hiking retreat pocketcasts.com/podcast/rile...
Would you believe that a good 50% of my awp was spent bullying @teoshannon.bsky.social for 4 days and making him go places in my city
I am one of the competitors on this!! will I be the guy-llionaire or will I forget any guy I’ve ever known? How mad will we get at certain categories? Do you want to learn sports fun facts??? Of course you do go listen
featuring the categories:
- Go Birds Or No Birds?
- Guy'm My Own Grandpa
- How Many Nickels?
and, of course
- 69 or 420?
Done boss 🫡
Only made it to one offsite during the entirety of awp so if I told you I was planning to go to your reading and you didn’t see me there in my defense I was so so sleepy
AWP day 3: the final haul
When you have #OverheardAtAWP envy.
I HAVE A GAME IN THIS!!! get this bundle and you will have many fun games including Another Love Note No One Got, an epistolary game based on the song Some Postman where you write love letters and see if your relationship survives stealing them! 💌💘
AWP day 2 haul featuring the cheeseboy’s butt in the corner
march is more romantic than february anyway!
I HAVE A GAME IN THIS!!! get this bundle and you will have many fun games including Another Love Note No One Got, an epistolary game based on the song Some Postman where you write love letters and see if your relationship survives stealing them! 💌💘
AWP day 1 haul im so excited to own a physical copy of poem in the shape of the poet beating Henry Kissinger to death with their bare hands
Perks of awp being in my city is I can go “hm I am tired now I think I will go home and pet my cats and have dinner with my beautiful partner and then go back out”
AWP I am here if you see me say hi!! And if you’re front out of town I will supply you with Maryland facts
get weirder 🫵
Woah!! Same hat
yeah yeah i'm excited for awp for the readings and the panels and all but MOSTLY i'm excited to bully my cousin for 4 days and make him go places in my city
Looking forward to earning, once again, my MFA from Barrelhouse University
starting soon! i'm gonna dig through some Nintendo Wii channels in 2026! come hang out
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I just think if we're going to have a month called March we should have a later month called OK You Can Sit Down Now