Tyler Constance 🖖🏻

Tyler Constance 🖖🏻

@tylerconstance.com

Just happy to be included. tylerconstance.com

171 Followers 118 Following 94 Posts Joined Feb 2023
2 years ago
A bumblebee yellow Brompton bike folded in an apartment Self portrait on the water with a yellow Brompton folding bike in the background

I bought a Brompton folding bike this summer and I love it so much. It reduces so much of the friction of dealing with a bike in a small walk-up apartment. And it’s so pretty!

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2 years ago

This is the only time I’ve ever cursed out a stranger in public, but this car’s grill almost came up to my chin, and it did not show any signs of slowing down before abruptly stopping while I was frantically waving my arms before flinching.

A woman's voice yelled back, "We're very sorry!”

Oh, ok.

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2 years ago

Just a few weeks ago while walking to a friend's house after dark I was almost murdered in the center of a crosswalk by an SUV—the third SUV in a row making a right-hand turn into the crosswalk without even slowing down for me while I was crossing during the WALK signal.

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2 years ago

Last summer while walking through the park I heard the impact from a driver killing a cyclist on the street. I walked past the scene of her bike and shoes still lying in the road after she was taken away in an ambulance to die.

Cars are death machines and it sucks they're so normalized.

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2 years ago

This summer I've finally been brave enough to start riding my bike around town after eight years here as a car-free pedestrian and bus rider, and it's been absolutely joyful.

But I updated my beneficiaries first, just in case.

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2 years ago

My bird site usage is now solely searching "bluesky filter:follows" so I can throw out life rafts to those in need 🛟

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2 years ago

One must imagine Sisyphus happy 🪨

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2 years ago

I’ll look for you on Letterboxd in the meantime 🍿🎥

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2 years ago
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Starter Trek I love Star Trek and want to share it—but where the heck are you supposed to start?

I’m excited to see more of the Trek community trickle in here! I’m nobody special, but last summer summer I put way too much effort into a Star Trek starter guide to send to friends.

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2 years ago

I'm heading out of town for a date and asked if I should pack anything in particular. She asked for a sleeve of graham crackers.

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2 years ago

it’s me, i’m the substitute teacher

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2 years ago

ladies & gents: we got him

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2 years ago
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It’s been a hell of a week, but I finally made some time for tea, short stories, and a couple of Fellini films.

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2 years ago
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Soul Asylum - Runaway Train (Official HD Video) Official HD video for “Runaway Train” by Soul Asylum Listen to Soul Asylum: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official Soul Asylum YouTube channel: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more of Soul Asylum’s music videos: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/listenYD/youtube Follow Soul Asylum: Facebook: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/followII Twitter: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/followTI Website: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/followWI Spotify: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/followSI YouTube: https://SoulAsylum.lnk.to/subscribeYD Lyrics: [Verse 1] They say misery loves company We could start a company and make misery [Refrain] Frustrated Incorporated [Bridge] Well I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to see [Chorus] Put me out of my misery I'd do it for you, would you do it for me We will always be busy making misery [Verse 2] We could build a factory and make misery We'll create the cure; we made the disease [Refrain] Frustrated Incorporated Frustrated Incorporated [Bridge] Well I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to feel [Chorus] Put me out of my misery All you suicide kings and you drama queens Forever after happily, making misery [Guitar solo] [Verse 3] Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need Was it only envy, so empty [Outro] Frustrated Incorporated Frustrated Incorporated (Put me out of my misery) Frustrated Incorporated (I'd do it for you, would you do it for me) Frustrated Incorporated (Forever after happily) (I know just what you need) Frustrated Incorporated (Put me out of my misery) (I might just have the thing) Frustrated Incorporated (Put me out of my misery) (I know just what you need) Frustrated Incorporated #SoulAsylum #RunawayTrain #GraveDancersUnion #HDRemastered

This was easily my favorite track on his new record, but it’s SO close to the track it’s paying homage to it’s almost distracting:

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2 years ago
Plexamp - Love your music! A beautiful, dedicated Plex music player with tons of goodies for audiophile purists, music curators, and hipsters looking for their next aural fix.

Plex (and their music player Plexamp) can be used with Tidal though if you like their interface but don’t want to set up your own server at the moment. But having your own files feels very good.

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2 years ago

Simon is probably the person to ask! I run a Plex server for myself, and while I do have some FLAC rips, I honestly can almost never tell the difference in blind listening tests between lossless or even mediocre compression, so I don’t worry about it.

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2 years ago

I’m still using them every day (with a slightly heftier braided cable and foam tips I replace every now and then) and they’ve suited me super well. AirPods Pro are more convenient (except for needing to charge them), but these sound much better to my ear.

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2 years ago
Portable, Closed Headphones Mega-Review – Marco.org

I also like to reference Marco Arment’s mega review for closed headphones

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2 years ago
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Chi-Fi I bought some in-ear monitors from a Chinese company, and they're pretty great.

Open-back club! (I have some Hifiman HE4XX) Note that if you’ll be in a shared space like an office, you’ll likely want closed-back headphones or earbuds/in-ear monitors (IEMs).

You can experiment with surprisingly inexpensive Chinese options too (YMMV)

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2 years ago

Just singed the hair off my knuckles igniting the stove with an empty zippo to boil water for tea during a power outage.

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2 years ago

I love type, and I love weird stuff on the internet. I’m excited to see what you cook up!

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2 years ago

Every day I think more about that tweet where someone says their retirement plan is dying in the communist revolution.

What’s your preferred artistic medium? I’ve been painting a bit while recently unemployed, and want to do some linocuts and maybe a zine

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2 years ago

Too relatable. Like, right down to the bowling! My crush didn’t even show though, so it was just me, my parents, and my best friend.

(Thankfully not on Valentine’s Day.)

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3 years ago
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I’ve been helping the owner of the local tearoom pack up her shop after twelve years, and it’s been a poignant experience. But I adopted several plants to live on in my apartment, plus a Bai Ya Bing Cha; a white pu-erh cake of a tea we shared earlier.

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3 years ago

Thanks! Extending that logic to you, maybe you could just take up construction, then you’d have more walls than you know what to do with 🔨

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3 years ago
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I used to have the opposite problem, then started painting to fill my empty walls. I didn’t stop , though, so now I have canvases stacked in every corner of my apartment, and more stretcher bars in the corner 😅

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3 years ago

Fascinating! Are you currently a podcaster, yourself? I’d love to listen!

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3 years ago

Hey there! Software Engineer also recently fired in New England. I can’t help at the moment, but will let you know wherever I end up if there’s room for one more :) Your portfolio is stellar! ✨

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3 years ago

I’ve only ever just joked about absconding into the wilderness. True respect to those who commit.

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3 years ago

A friend highly recommended his recruiter to me, and I put it off for months, but finally reached out: she was fired for refusing to return to the office and was writing me while barefoot in the Guatemalan jungle.

My friend knows me better than I thought.

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