Three👁️ Eyed👁️ Devil👁️

hi angels! i'm still jobless in boston, and the bills keep coming. if you can spare a few bucks to help me through this, i'll never forget it

y'all have been so helpful thus far it's brought me to tears. i truly don't know where i'd be right now without your help 🖤

@thrillow / $thrillow

hey guys did evreybody forget about my crimes yet im ready to reënter the industry

every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard

Probably fair, former orphan then

lmao I lost it at GREP

I've become unstuck in Time and Space (full of sugar and weed.)

Help steppe brother, I’m stuck in the yurt flap

steppe-sister help, I'm stuck in a sedentary society 🥺

A significant portion of the homeless population are kids who aged out of foster care with no support network, so there’s a decent chance he was an orphan.

It's not quite the orphan crushing machine but close enough

WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.

Discover the 100-Year-Old Self-Playing Violin, One of the Most Complex Music Players Ever Made At the 1910 World’s Exhibition in Brussels, Ludwig Hupfeld unveiled the Phonoliszt-Violina, an instrument once dubbed 'the eighth wonder of the world.' A leading maker of automated instruments in Germ...

Discover the 100-Year-Old Self-Playing Violin, One of the Most Complex Music Players Ever Made

Celebratory cake for how cool your boy’s new rooster is

When bro gets a new rooster

Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.

time flies when you don't give a fuck

87% of executives sitting at their desk writing prompts like "a picture of my wife coming back with the kids"

when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally

600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.

Quick summary by me:

The subcategorization/tropefication of popular fiction has been very bad in general, both for authors and readers.

Further cementing my strong suspicion that executives do basically no work at all ever

Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour

NYPD pigs can't even be bothered to clean up after their own horses so dancers had to perform in literal shit on Thursday

U can't ask NYPD to clean up their own horses' shit or they'll riot and try to storm city hall

who up reëntering

Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)

The 1970’s conversation pit taken to its logical conclusion

see, most regular students who get frustrated by criticism like this would just drop the class. this girl just went straight to the right-wing media to cry about "fairness" and "discrimination" after creating a poorly written and discriminatory paper

is that a foil tray of plain macaroni?

Pay attention, Gen Z: you are getting a self-licking ice cream cone of your very own.

Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.