Doctor Elz

“If I ain’t a Hot Boy then what do you call that?” - Kierkegaard

I spend 20 hours a day in full on crisis mode everywhere I go.

4 songs in on this Playboi Carti album give bro all the Grammys this slaps thoroughly

We look crazy right now. Like we’re really making things awkward

Our whole country has this wild masochistic kink on full display on the world stage.

The election and then the race to download a new Chinese app is saying a lot about Americans that I’m not sure we realize…

#ZenMoments On the night train with Portishead in the headphones 🔁

I’m in the sauna watching anime

Copped this Roc Marci X Alchemist album as a little Christmas gift for myself. I’m a simple man.

Reminder that when bad things happen to bad people it's actually good

Made a lot of money and had a lot of sex. Sounds about right. #spotifywrapped

I was getting money this year. I attribute my success to listening to Westside Gunn for 10 days straight. #spotifywrapped

Last person to cry wins!

Fun game to play: Think of the most horrific thing you can imagine, and google search for an American politician on record defending it.

Realizing I’ve been pulling away from social media because I’m burned out watching people throw capes on for the worst shit imaginable.

Better question: Is anything indefensible anymore?

What’s one thing EVERYONE can agree is indefensible?