Cryptolinguist

Made it to Vegas with all my Malort

Packed for DEFCON

Anyone able to tell me where I can find any Malort at Lollapalooza?

Treating myself to a Mimonster this morning

Lollapalooza is probably the worst festival I've attended with a VIP pass. But the best for a GA pass holder.

Thinking back to the time I could only afford to live on one hot pocket a day. But I was debt free. Now I got hella debt but can afford lots of hot pockets I guess.

Be interesting. Do interesting things.

Good for them

The Internet never forgets I hear. Some dumb shit you leave online might be your only legacy.

I could be that guy. Sunglasses in the clurb.

We were not meant to live our lives in a box. Embrace the open skies.

Move north

Buy a unique jacket

Build your identity around that jacket

O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao

At karaoke and this dude is singing a song about drunk driving and crashing on a dirt road but he found Jesus so it's all cool. What the fuck is wrong with country music? I miss when country hated work and cops.

Broadway in Nashville is just Temu Bourbon Street

This thing really does look like Sauron's Dark Tower

The first Monster is to function. The 2nd is to wake up.

Uhhhhhh

Liberals most hated candy

I've watched liberalism kill left wing movements and enable fascism over the years so hard to deny that fact

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

Chuck Schumer

Out a window

I think the delivery driver stole the corner of our pizza

Was at that mall and saw this statue of Ann Coulter

Literally the only reason I have a job is so I can buy Lego sets

Was all ready to go to a warehouse party last night. Cracked open a Monster. Texted my friend. Immediately got tired and decided to go to bed instead. On the plus side I got a Monster right next to my bed this morning ready to go.

Just called Grey's Anatomy "Once Piece for white women" on a work call and maybe not something I should have said out loud

Delayed again 2:30pm

I didn't have to check out of my hotel til noon. i could have had a little more time in the French Quarter. I'll never make the mistake of flying Spirit again. First and last time.

Rolled the dice with Spirit and lost. Got to the airport 2 hours before departure as you do. Get to the terminal and sit down. About an hour before boarding cause security was quick. Moment I sit down I get an email about a delay. Leaving at 11:51am. Delay again. Departing at 1:21pm.