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Send Help is a sharp, satirical takedown of toxic career ladders, boys’ clubs and unchecked privilege and what’s left of people when that hierarchy literally washes away.

Dark, twisted, and far smarter than it first appears.

🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️ 4/5 Castaways

Brilliant and deeply moving. Hamnet is beautifully shot, emotionally rich, and quietly devastating.

The focus on grief, love, and family feels intimate and powerful, with stunning performances throughout. A slow, poetic film that will stay with me.

🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭 5/5 Shakespeares

I thought Return to Silent Hill was alright. It’s definitely messy and doesn’t fully capture what made the game special, but I still enjoyed parts of the atmosphere and visuals.

Not great, not terrible, just an uneven watch with some decent moments.

⛰️⛰️ 2/5 Silent Hills

Brutal, unforgiving and weirdly funny. Zombies aren't the threat, it's human-on-human violence, which earns this film an 18 rating

The cult of Jimmy, and their leader played by Jack O'Connell are captivatingly twisted and drive the story towards an ending powered by Iron Maiden

👹👹👹👹 4/5 Old Nicks

Fast, silly and unapologetically daft. Fackham Hall throws jokes at you nonstop, some land brilliantly, others miss, but the energy and ensemble cast keep it fun.

A throwaway spoof of period dramas that’s uneven, chaotic, but still good for plenty of laughs!

🏡🏡🏡 3/5 Fackham Halls

Pillion is a bold, surprisingly funny, and tender film blending BDSM with emotional depth. Harry Melling's awkwardly curious character brings humour with real heart, offering a fresh, thought-provoking take on desire and identity.

🏍️🏍️🏍️ 3/5 Pillion Passengers

Sisu: Road to Revenge is one hell of a sequel! They cranked up the original's crazy violence but grounded it with real heart. Aatami's tragic backstory fuels his whole Mad Max style revenge mission. Which makes all the non-stop action feel so much better.

💪💪💪💪 4/5 Sisu's

Del Toro’s Frankenstein is a masterclass in gothic filmmaking. Visually stunning and packed with emotional weight, it weaves an atmospheric story brought to life by perfect casting and Alexandre Desplat’s gorgeous score. A bold, brilliant revival of a classic.

🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ 4/5 Elordi’s

Wicked: For Good delivers a richer, darker story that deepens the original’s themes. The emotional weight of Elphaba and Glinda’s choices hits hard, giving the sequel real power and resonance with an epic conclusion to their stories. Not a dry eye in the house.

💚🩷💚🩷 4/5 Changed For Good

Predator: Badlands delivers fresh world-building, beautiful cinematography and a surprisingly emotional arc.

Though some fans may find the softer tone and character focus less true to classic Predator, it’s an entertaining and ambitious addition to the franchise.

👽👽👽 3/5 Yautjas

Keeper is atmospheric and eerie, beautifully shot, and Tatiana Maslany absolutely carried it.

I loved the weird, slow burn vibe, but the story did drift and the ending felt a bit “eh?”. Still, it stuck with me. Creepy, moody, but wouldn’t watch again

👹👹 2/5 Keepers

Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc is a stunning! MAPPA’s animation is fluid and visceral, paired with masterful direction and an electrifying soundtrack. The sound design and voice acting elevate every scene, delivering an emotionally charged, beautifully crafted story.

🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 5/5 Pochitas!!

I absolutely love this game! Replay it every year! The story, the graphics, the music, the exploration! Just fantastic!!

Shelby Oaks got under my skin right away, the mockumentary style feels authentic, and the mystery around the creature is genuinely creepy. But once it abandons that format, the film stumbles. The tone shifts, and what began as gripping horror turns into a bit of a mess.

👹👹 2/5 Creature Features

Bugonia is a mesmerising triumph from Yorgos Lanthimos. Visually stunning, darkly funny, and emotionally sharp. Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons deliver captivating performances in a daring satire that brilliantly exposes the absurdities of power, truth, and human delusion.

🐝🐝🐝🐝 4/5 Honey Bees

Roofman totally won me over, Channing Tatum delivers one of his most genuine moving performances yet. I didn’t expect to tear up, but the story’s warmth and hope hit hard. It’s a heartfelt, funny, and beautifully human film about second chances and finding light in unexpected places

👷👷👷👷 4/5 Tatums

The Black Phone 2 tries to expand the story but loses the tension and focus that made the first film great. Over-explained, slow, and lacking real scares, it feels more like a slick copy than a true sequel. Ethan Hawke is solid, but everything else rings hollow. A major step down.

🦞🦞 2/5 Grabbers

The Conjuring: Last Rites delivers emotional closure for Ed and Lorraine Warren with strong performances and scares, but it often leans on familiar tropes and uneven pacing. A fitting, if predictable, finale.

🪞🪞🪞 3/5 Cursed Relics

Tron: Ares delivers stunning visuals and a pulsating Nine Inch Nails score that amplify every frame. But despite the spectacle, its thin story and shallow characters keep it from truly resonating. A neon-lit marvel that looks and sounds better than it feels.

🚴🚴🏻‍♀️ 2/5 Light Cycles

Catching GoldenEye on the big screen for its 30th anniversary proves its still one of the best Bond films! Slick pacing, sharp action, and Brosnan’s perfect mix of charm and steel make it a timeless, modern Bond classic.

🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️ 4/5 Licenses to Kill

HIM is stylish, strange, and unsettling, mixing horror with sporting ambition. It looks great and has moments of promise, but the story’s messy and uneven.

Still, it sticks with you, creepy, bold, and flawed in a way that’s hard not to admire.

🏈🏈🏈 3/5 Oval Balls

Dead of Winter is a slow-burning thriller. The snowy wilderness amps up isolation and claustrophobia, with man and nature both as threats.

Some parts feel predictable, but it’s still a gripping survival film worth seeing. And Emma Thompson is brilliant, as always!

🎣🎣🎣 3/5 Fishing Trip Hazards

A Night Like This is tender and understated, with strong performances and a quiet charm. Its night-time wander feels authentic and heartfelt, capturing fleeting connections with warmth and honesty.

🌑🌑 2/5 Midnight Encounters

The Long Walk is bleak, tense, and strangely beautiful. The film pulls you into its exhausting, fearful world, making you truly care for the characters.

At times it drags, but deliberately so mirroring the march itself. Haunting, emotional, and unforgettable.

🚶🏻‍➡️🚶🏾‍➡️🚶🏿‍➡️🚶‍➡️ 4/5 Long Walks

The Roses is a triumphant anti-rom-com, brimming with razor-sharp wit and dark bite.

Colman and Cumberbatch’s relationship sizzles on screen, delivering a blistering portrait of love curdled into resentment, as their marriage unravels in a chaotic climax.

👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻 4/5 Happily Ever Afters

The Toxic Avenger reboot is a wild, campy adventure packed with over-the-top gore, practical effects, and goofy fun.

Dinklage and Bacon are both equally brilliant, in a self-aware splatterfest that channels 80's B-movie chaos. Messy but hilarious.

☣️☣️☣️ 3/5 Toxic Spills

The Fantastic Four: First Steps was surprisingly refreshing! The design aesthetic of a retro-futurist style New York is stunning. Kirby and Moss-Bachrach’s performance’s really shine.

Definitely the most enjoyable and faithful take on Marvel’s First Family I’ve seen.

🤖🤖🤖 3/5 H.E.R.B.I.E’s

The Naked Gun reboot shouldn’t work, but it kind of just does. Not every gag lands, yet the slapstick and one-liners had the audience and. myself laughing.

Neeson’s deadpan is hilarious, and it feels like the silly comedies I grew up with, flawed but worth it for the lols.

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ 2/5 Frank Drebin Jrs

Darkly hilarious yet unexpectedly touching, Together shows that horror can have heart.

Brie and Franco’s real-life chemistry makes the absurd irresistible, transforming a grotesque tale into a strangely sweet story of love, codependency, and magnetic connection.

🫂🫂🫂🫂 4/5 Hugs

Nostalgia meets fresh charm in Freakier Friday. Reuniting Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis, it’s a heartfelt, fun multigenerational body-swap comedy that captures the spirit of the original while adding warmth, strong performances, and surprising emotional depth.

🔄🔄🔄 3/5 Body Swaps