Brian Kolstad

The two most popular Christmas gifts in our house over the past 15 years: a trampoline, an air fryer. I miss the trampoline.

Mr. Pickles is keeping an eye on things.

Spoiler Alert.

YouTube video by schmoyoho Turtles. // Auto-Tune the News #10

This is the same motherfucker that wanted to build a turtle fence.

youtu.be/qizNQKzatXA?...

Emphasis on the out... :-)

Clearly.

Cecilia Giménez should be the Artist-in-Residence

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

No one needs Mando that badly.

At least you would be alive with pleasure.

Watch the Dutch kick Disney in their tiny mouse gonads…

That'll show 'em. A/B split testing from ABC.

Still not resubscribing.

It's visible from space. 🚀

Sounds like you like to get freaky with X. GFY.

Michael Eisner @Michael Eisner X.com Where has all the leadership gone? If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment? The "suspending indefinitely" of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation. Maybe the Constitution should have said, "Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, except in one's political or financial self-interest." By-the-way, for the record, this ex-CEO finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny. 10:17 AM • 9/19/25 • 208K Views

Michael Eisner, who served as CEO of Disney for 21 years and acquired ABC while he was in charge, slams his successor Bob Iger for bending the knee.

Interesting that both Robert Redford, who played Bob Woodward in 1976, and the real Bob Woodward outlived the Washington Post.

Gosh. Why?

Hotel Lobby, 1943 by Edward Hopper

All hail VICTOR!!! He's a real-life hero whose selflessness & courage is an inspiration to us all.

Wishing you a complete & speedy recovery.

I salute you, sir! 🫡

Now we're in the "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." territory.

Stop...It burns.

I'm a bit late to the Labubu game.

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

Shit. According to Trump, President Obama had a time machine.