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Thinking about going on here and poasting about stuff that is making me mad

Which words are okay to say? I know those words, it's woke culture to not say literally like 6 words. But which *sentiments* are safe to express on here? Because apparently the answer is "not if it's Bad™©®"

left, huh?
Sure, man. Sure.
No problem.
...yeah, I had a feeling.

"dangerously woke" ...tell me you don't understand what "woke" means without telling me

getting off of work, clicking open a small hard case on the kitchen counter and pulling out two halves of a massive joint that i assemble like a movie assassin's sniper rifle

I was before you asked, but not anymore, which is very confusing for lots of reasons

None of that is a lamp or a light bulb

Photo of a Pokemon card of Stunfisk with a funny art style

My son is strong

This joke is not obvious and as someone legitimately on the spectrum we aren't legitimately sure it will land. For questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to call 1-800-54-GIANT

[groggily stirring from an unplanned nap] wait, this books is for autistics like us??

unhinged for allistics to say "read between the lines". ma'am, the lines are where the writing is

EXCLUSIVE: Samuel L. Jackson finally breaks his silence on why he passed up the opportunity to play the role of iconic teenage wizard, Harry Potter

counterfactuals omitting you nauseate me

We here at Bluesky believe in a platform that allows users to each decide whether they do or do not wish to escape the cycle of samsara

g0m why do I feel like there's a very real chance this really happened. And also, can I have $5

Stop spreading Fake News on here

soft, gunslinger, soft

My condolences

America needs you to tell it which jokes are funny on bluesky accounts with 5K followers? You sure?

Why do you spend your time doing this

This is democracy manifest

What kind of mole men are digging their way into your mentions

alexa, what's taters?
alexa, why does it cry?

haha what if Superman's real name was Car'l
haha get it like Carl

YOU FOUND IT!!!

POV QTE L

...I think I need to be less online

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Sowwy! We made a cognitihazawd! Weww twy to be bettow!!!

I'd apologize, but it would imply the original text wasn't aiming to illicit this response. So, uh. Um. Sorry not sorry?