Life Sucks

If you see this, post a vampire song that isn't Dracula

Call me "Deboorah". 👄💄

My Halloween costume is: "Respectabke Woman".🧙‍♀️

The only reason I can think that they wear masks is that they know they're wrong.

U guys I don't think he's being honest with me but I can't quite put my finger on why 👱🏼‍♀️

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C'mon, people! "Whaley McWhaleface" has just been here and gone.

"Whoever appointed him National Security Advisor musta been a moron. An absolute buffoon, okay?"

Jesus! Grok is putting the moves on me!

And being successful, to be honest!

Post a blonde ✨️

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Aw shit.

Yes.

I wish I was dead

Now I need one of these for my pup… 🐶

Clearly, his lord and orangeness will invent time travel and go back and teach all these dictato...I mean students.

What do hedgehogs know...?

If you see this, please quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

What. The. ACTUAL. Fuck?

Hi!

So Pedro Pascal is the menopause fairy? I can accept that!

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I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I do find it weird the orange thing has started a War on Tacos, but has never even said the name of the kid that tried to assassinate him.

a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a pink background with her hair blowing in the wind . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a pink background with her hair blowing in the wind .

Wordle in 2!

Ah, yes! Like, "Mustard on the left side, using your right hand, then one slice a cheese to cover it so the pastrami never touches the bread!"

a woman in a pink dress is sitting in front of a microphone and making a face . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting in front of a microphone and making a face .

Oh yeah?

Roast beef, lettuce, and tomato on multigrain, grainy mustard & horseradish.