Clungo

Chick fil a marketing team was coming up with a mascot and thinking “what if we had a cow, but his heart was full of malice?”

“I’ve recorded four videos for you to watch” vs “enjoy this gift from the weather gods, go have fun”

Sometime life really makes you wonder, “where is my ball?”

This Cartesian got my coordinates higher than a plane

Saw a beheaded labubu on the sidewalk. This must be an omen of some sort, though I haven’t a clue as to what sort of misfortune shall be brought upon me.

Just had a dream where I was playing mario kart with 12 people on one screen, but it wasn’t even split screen. Only one person could see at a time, but everyone had the ability to switch the camera to themself whenever they wanted, so it quickly became a nightmare

My collection grows

YouTube video by Login.jp_ jazz jungle mix at Japanese rice field l Takuya Nakamura l login.jp l juke dnb chill

Generational youtube pull
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You think Tony Hawk’s so cool, well Kevin gots a mog

Of the foilet

I desperately need someone to make fanart of Teoritta from Sentenced to be a Hero with Arthur from Fire Force

I just happened to see a hexbug in the background of some random youtube video and I was suddenly transported to a time where my biggest concerns were about having cooler looking bakugans than my friends

She was practically emotionless the whole time and it was honestly terrifying. You wouldn’t last a minute in my dark, twisted mind

I had a dream about a woman who would basically do the whole “o mae wa mou shindeiru” thing, except all she would do is calmly walk past someone and touch them. There would be enough time to see the despair set in on their faces before they would crumble into a pile of tiny, perfectly even cubes

happy valentines day

Why the fuck would anyone make this?

Bro is lowkirkenuinely jeffreaking it rn

I HAVE SEEN FIVE DIFFERENT POSTS TELLING ME I WILL BECOME CHINESE, WHAT IS HAPPENING???????

Just realized I submitted a coding assignment last week with error messages “shit” and “shat” and I really hope they don’t go through and actually read my code…

I try not to post stolen tweets or skeets or anything, but this one is too important

I have to thank Nixon and Watergate for the trend of calling scandals “____gate” bc now we have penisgate and I think that’s just magical

Just had a dream pulled a 49/100 serialized card but wizards fucked up half the spelling on the card so it looked like ass

My elderly ass bc it feels like the dining hall is full of 12 year olds

TMNT set got me playin Elder Millennial Highlander

Kids are going to therapy saying “I know DJ Khaled told me not to let Roblox stop me, but lately life has been feeling like Italian Brainrot Obby: Impossible Edition and I don’t know what to do”

My Kikuo shirt is slowly disintegrating and is practically unrecognizable now :((