mench the bench @wonder55 - Bluesky Profile

You telling me a horse drew this carriage?

13.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Repping Buc-ee's hell yeah

11.11.2025 19:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@nobr.me in wartime

11.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My serviciousness becrestles under your radulic bleance. I would hufernite a thousand pruts just to beweave your fluviant avoms.

04.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You corputant spungrod, the glermiculent zermvile shooperints garboculate at the bemungitude of your haberastic fraks.

04.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Fruit on the bottom"?

Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!

01.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unexpectedly met the guy who does tutorial videos for the platform I develop on at a conference. I've watched hours of his stuff and he's one of the main reasons I've been able to do my job as well as I have. I know this seems lame but it was like meeting Mickey Mouse for me.

31.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah I can fork up a fork

30.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All out of spoons but I got some forks left

30.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good for you for actually exercising the empathy and emotional wellness practices so many people just virtue signal with. Glad to know some people out there actually care about others.

28.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just me and the rectangles

28.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The miming performance given by the flight crew of the safety features on an aircraft is such an odd but endearing performance.

More information should be conveyed via expressive gestures.

28.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Writing my antifa messages on the okra revolver beans

24.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trying to monologue in my head like Patrick Bateman style but it's just coming out as "derrrrr... duuhhhhhh"

21.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Niche but hilarious

21.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quo dude

18.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quo

18.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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