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Biffo, walking past a "BEWARE OF FIERCE DOG" sign, howls in horror as someone has pinched his sausages, leaving him naught but an empty basket.
CAPTION: But, out in the street again...
BIFFO: Who's pinched my sausages!

Biffo, walking past a "BEWARE OF FIERCE DOG" sign, howls in horror as someone has pinched his sausages, leaving him naught but an empty basket. CAPTION: But, out in the street again... BIFFO: Who's pinched my sausages!

Beano #940, July 23, 1960

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Biffo goes for a refreshing dip in the pond, while a portly man pours a drum of concentrated bleach into the water.

Biffo goes for a refreshing dip in the pond, while a portly man pours a drum of concentrated bleach into the water.

Beano #563, May 2, 1953

13.05.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 479    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 12
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Public Enemy.
@theonion.com

08.11.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

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Biffo the Bear sitting on a stool with a smug expression, drinking from a bucket of yellow fluid with a long straw, saying "I deserve this!"

Biffo the Bear sitting on a stool with a smug expression, drinking from a bucket of yellow fluid with a long straw, saying "I deserve this!"

31.10.2024 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1777    πŸ” 501    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 93

JoJo's

06.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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He discovered joy and its wonders but what awaits him will shatter his psyche

06.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1340    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

04.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

it’s pretty funny there was a bush/dick presidential ticket. regardless of anything else the world can come together and admit that

04.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 638    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

I showed another friend.

Their testimonial was "What's the opposite of 'I miss Tenna?'"

04.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11759    πŸ” 1296    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 342
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bf sent me this pic earlier & it made me laugh so hard I felt like I was gonna be sick

02.11.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 776    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Animation practice with Jo featuring a line from Facade

02.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is Heavily Discounted Halloween Candy Day via All Retailers.

01.11.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

this image has reduced me to tears multiple times so glad to see it again

01.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stupidest thing ive drawn in recent memory. #spamton #deltarune

29.10.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good boy detected! Treats and snacks being distributed!

30.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A twitter post from TomJorgenson @TomJorgenson12 11 Jun 20

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

32 replies, 3.4k boosts, 8.1k likes

A twitter post from TomJorgenson @TomJorgenson12 11 Jun 20 Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky. 32 replies, 3.4k boosts, 8.1k likes

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Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

29.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2008    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9

Keep taking the stupid pills, Link. You’re gonna be a STAR.

29.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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-BOUND TO THE DARK WORLD-

A project 2 years in the making
A ROMHACK of Earthbound that recreates Deltarune Chapter 1 in its entirety
Experience Deltarune as if it were made in the 90's

Available (for free!) October 31st, 2025
See you on Halloween

29.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1527    πŸ” 736    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 30

Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day

25.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2919    πŸ” 793    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 15

you know we're at the end of moore's law when even the bargain bin Mediatek chip in the Android tablet you bought functionally at random for your 10 year old has enough processing headroom for devs to get away with shit like this

29.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh for me the choice between calling myself transgender or transsexual is purely a question of "how fun do I think the reaction will be if I use transsexual right now"

28.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!

Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"

28.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 23365    πŸ” 2998    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 133

hello freak who follows me now

26.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a comic cover-like drawing of Argoman the Fantastic Superman holding out his hand, the words "KILL EACH OTHER" emanating from it

a comic cover-like drawing of Argoman the Fantastic Superman holding out his hand, the words "KILL EACH OTHER" emanating from it

spent 93 minutes watching Argoman The Fantastic Superman and it was a great time

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