Maybe It’s Me 🙃

you shouldn't be allowed to have both. Have a fat hog OR a bakery... not both 🤨

A man 😍

Nice 🫢

Happy (early) Birthday!! 💛🎉

Alexander Skarsgård wearing the top half of a tux, a pair of pants (underwear), brogues, and high socks

PSA: this is Alexander Skarsgård’s IMDB picture and it’s a wonderful choice honestly.

thankful for gay 🫶

Chicken cutlets and a cute smile fix many problems

With perky tits and shining like a diamond… who knows what you can do!!

Constantly misting yourself. Like a ripe cantaloupe

That plunging necklace is gonna turn some heads at the Costco for sure!!

Love that journey for you!! Anyone can be “baby girl” if you believe in yourself 🙃

Something to ask for this holiday season

Every f-word that had a salt lamp in nyc was a bottom. I don’t make the rules

Funny… now that I’m not there things aren’t going well 🫢🤭

Me, we were (are) the glue that held the mess together

Whiskey and lemon make everything better. At any temperature 🙃

It’s a great time at the movies. I have some issues with a couple things but it was a great experience for the OZ journey. Ari better win something for this!!!

A wise man once said, “Live every day like you're at the Scholastic Book Fair.”

A screenshot from The Gilded Age of Christine Baranski -- a stately, older white woman -- wearing a high necked blue dress styled in the era, with three quarter sleeves and gold & white detailing along the sleeves and bodice. She's sitting at a desk and saying, "And I'll spend the rest of my days"

A screenshot from The Gilded Age of Christine Baranski continuing, "with society's castoffs and women of ill repute."

me on bluesky at the end of times with all of you

Haven’t heard a word about Miss Piggy since the Sabrina concert, is she still in custody

It’s giving ‘Children of Eden’ vibes- not a bad thing. Just a lot of electronic organ

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

You look adorable. So sorry for your loss, tho 💛

Same. It’s my kryptonite 😵‍💫

Some of you don't have a sex cardigan and it shows.

Slam it to the left
If you're havin' a good time
Shake it to the right
If ya know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Ha ha (uh uh)
Go round

Feel better, bb 😵‍💫

You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?

I’m “likes a post, checks to see if they’re still following me, sees they’re not, unfollows and takes back my like” levels of petty and idc