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“A coalition of the pissed off” 🔥

The Guardian on @aftynbehn.bsky.social’s quest to flip TN-7 on December 2nd

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

It's funny that Elon has since turned off this "feature." Too late, little fascist. We're on to you.

America first account... Bangladesh.🤣😂😅

Fuck Krasnov for threatening ANY Democrat, but I'm especially outraged at that thing infesting the White House for threatening MY Senator. Mango Mussolini is the biggest POS this nation has ever produced & shame on anyone still making excuses for him.

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

When being sanctimonious is both super weird and also a teaching moment…

Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?

AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.

Mark Kelly: “I’ve had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of time by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit - all for my country. I never thought I’d see a president call for my execution.”

A tweet from “Alex Cole @acnewsitics” that reads: “He wasn’t with Epstein? 😂🤣🤣.” Below is a collage of many old party and social-event photos showing a well-dressed man with various people, including another man who resembles Jeffrey Epstein. The photos show them smiling, talking, and posing with different groups of women and men. At the bottom is another embedded tweet from “Acyn @Acyn” with a video thumbnail of a suited man at a desk. The tweet text reads: “Trump: But they were with Epstein all the time. I wasn’t. I wasn’t at all.”

Give it up, Donald. You were besties.

The bird even realized he had won 😅🥳

Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.

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One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.

UPDATE: Since launching our own methane-tracking satellite earlier this year, California has helped close 10 large methane leaks in our state.

That pollution reduction is roughly the same as taking 18,000 gas-powered cars off the road for an entire year.

Maybe, and I'm spitballing here, women don't like waiting in hospital parking lots until they are near death to have life-saving abortions. Maybe they enjoy having a bank account and jobs and voting rights. Maybe they don't want a court judge to decide if they deserve a divorce. Wow, what a mystery.

This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.

What a difference a few years makes.

With all the shady evidence coming out (with more to follow), MAGA is pivoting from “It's a hoax! Donald Trump had no relationship with Jeffrey Epstein!” to “Yeah, what’s the big deal about trafficking 15-year-olds anyway?”

Priorities.

Fact-check: true 😕

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a man behind a red curtain with the words he 's losing his mind written in yellow ALT: a man behind a red curtain with the words he 's losing his mind written in yellow

Donald Trump has gone bye bye, folks.

I didn’t think 2025 would get a better visual metaphor than the pic of Elon Musk’s micropenis car on fire outside a Trump hotel.

Or inaugurating a racist on MLK Day.

Or tearing down the East Wing of the White House.

But apparently we have a new winner: