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me with maruki. sorry to the video game or whatever but I need to watch this man fall down the stairs

Cringetober Day 4

Hi sorry I was busy. Cringetober DAY 3

Cringetober DAY 2

In all situations where hes going after a teenager they are missing one level up the food pyramid where I am giving him the strap

While I'm nuclear waste posting: I struggle a lot with maruki dead dove because I cannot imagine him as a predator. This is because I'm the predator in this relationship. He's my babygirl and all his problems could be fixed if he just sat on my lap

ren: so if I magically turned into a girl you wouldn't want to have sex with me... 🥺👉👈

akechi: no. I wouldn't. because I'm gay. Do you understand how ANY of this works. or are you some kind of gender avoidant sea slug that would fuck anything that moves

ren: I would fuck you if you were a big slug

Cringetober begins NOW

you already know

all genders any percent speedrun

ren: I'm just saying if you're a girl right now we should have sex and then afterwards I should also go get hit by the gender beam and then we should have MORE sex.

akechi: SO NOW YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY BODY??

forcefem as gender euphoria versus as a humiliation fetish 👍

Can I have a copy of the one about the drive movie franchise please please please please pleqe3

akechi: im becoming my mother. but if that's true, before, was i becoming my father?? every time I look in the mirror i see her face. there is no use for free will in this cycle of violence

ren: just like my favorite yuri manga wahoo!!!!!

yusuke showing up to the girls night sleepover asking when the part where they all get naked and sketch each other happens. He is NOT invited back

Do not continue the series it gets so much worse and not in a fun way just in a stupid way. I hate read books 2 and 3 and it was SO BORING

the amount of people I know who want a man like that they can keep as their pet hamster. Like. me too. I'm a lesbian and I still want to put him in My Enclosure

Day 14: Was Was Me Of

DAY 13: Friday the 13th

DAY 12: Trader Joes Lentil Wife Guy

DAY 11: The Warlock

DAY 10: Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic

Okay actually we need to talk about this. Which was a throwaway line but its been haunting me for two days now. Like. What if he is. What if he did

my most fucked up and evil opinion about the phantom thieves post-game is that they all get joker pregnant. pressing the send reply button now

Im going to hit you with a hammer

Oh I have SEVERAL fucking words for you

why didn't you text maruki back akira!!!!!! That's your boy!!!!!!! He's nervous!!!!!

Im reading it now and I made an incredibly niche meme for a part that isn't really that relevant

DAY 9: Jackie Chan

Omg Dela hi :)