He Him His

A tale in two parts. Fucking hypocrite.

I have a stiffy for creating 4 minute songs I mean over a third of the tracks on my new album are exactly four minutes long

Never forget what they took from you

I love horny Yoda

What did he mean by this

The most unrealistic thing about Family Guy is that Peter lives right next door to all of his friends

Absolutely not. Any more questions?

Still need to check out the new Gorillaz

The true results of an IQ test lies in whether or not you pay for it

Multi colored remote controlled light bulbs are one of the best investments I've ever made second only to my candle collection

First game
Favorite game
Most recent game
Super Mario Sunshine

Are we going to see the Elmo assault on a new episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm or is that just something he felt the need to do

If I had Italian roots, I'd be saying BADABING BADABOOM nonstop. But since I got German roots, I'll have to settle for Entschuldigung

Getting drunk by eating chocolate. 10/10 would recommend

Collegehumor really attacked me personally for being an enjoyer of Gin and Tonics

I have never listened to a full Shakira song. Not even that one

I wish my cat could talk so that he can tell me whether I snore or not

I'll give it to the Hawks, they played a good game and they didn't rub it in the Suns face, respectable ending

If the singer is wearing prescription sunglasses you are going to fall asleep in the pit

Zach Bryan's Self-Titled - best thing I've heard this year
Noah Kahan's Stick Season - the worst

Y'all weren't rockin with John Prine while he was still alive and it shows

Bon Jovi? More like Not For Me

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was letting Axl Rose get away with saying the n word on an official Guns 'N' Roses release

Not even Jay-Zsus Christ can save my soul

Is it too much to ask to own a house in Arizona

Can't wait for the Suns to blow this game so I can get ready to cheer on the Mets during Baseball season when they blow every game

Joanna Newsom? More like Joanna, you some one I wanna spend Valentines Day with

Microdosing being obnoxious by getting the haircut Matty Healy has in the Girls music video

I wore my custom made Suns cap for this game? I may as well have just shaved my head