Meagan Heard

Tomorrow is the end of TikTok in America and then Monday is the end of America. Full stop.

I'm sorry... I cannot return to work today as scheduled. I've gone feral.

When family asks why you are single this holiday season, just reply, “In the year of our lord Gisele Pelicot, why would I be with a man.”

The bullshit that is swollen ankles at my age bc of blood pressure medication. Am I 85??

Who else fell asleep on the couch watching grainy live stream footage? No? Just me? Cool cool cool.

Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical

Today I decorated. ❤️ Did you know Phoebe Bridgers has a pseudo-Christmas EP? Recommend.

With all due respect, go forth and catfish someone else.

Yesssssss

Did I order a Taylor Swift t-shirt bc I feel like the only person I know not going to the concert? Yes and it’s super cute.

Yes! This!!

When in Edmonton…

Can confirm it snowed in Edmonton.

The perfect evening doesn’t exist or does it?

Hotel sleepover with my sister.
Wine.
Face masks.
Taylor Swift Era’s tour on the tv.

❤️❤️❤️

You are definitely not alone.

Been on Bluesky for a hot minute.

I like dogs, books, music, nerdy things, biking, and human rights.

This is my dog Stella. She generally enjoys being chased, barking, and sun napping.

Aw thanks friend!

Self-care is finally getting the laundry off my real bed so I can stop sleeping in the spare room.

This movie was a freaking delight in a month where everything is dark and depressing. Don’t be a snob, get on it, and lean into the cheese.

If I’ve learned anything from TikTok it’s that I get to blame everything on Pluto.

this total collapse of democracy could have been an email

This. And the last eleven years gave me high blood pressure.

“It’s a lovely time of year to have a week long sinus infection.” -every teacher I know, including me right now.

Thanks!! Happy to see you others over here.

Hi! Trying to find my yyc and Canadian twitter peeps over here on the Bluesky.