Shakin’ Like Tremolo

Two days after being sick, I finally came ! It didn’t even require pegging! Amazing, innt?

Ah that’s where the quote about Littlefinger comes from ! I’ve read the Tao but never this. Despite owning it lol

I don’t like to talk shit about my ex in public but she preferred Webber over Sondheim

Enough said

Jethro Tull is going to tour and no American dates. I wonder why!? 🙄

K, make this kitty go, errr
Coke, make this kitty go work
Money, make this kitty go, brrr
Molly, pussy going berserk

He's not dead, he's gonna live
He's not dead, he's gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head
He's not dead, he's gonna live
He's not dead, he's gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head

Guns are cheap fuck these scumbags

Have you ever seen the gerrymandered maps? On the plus side, fuckstick appears to be on his way out and Ohio has a long history of presidents dying in office. Four, in fact

They need to make it a whole series with Walsh, Ngo, and Shapiro

Haha if anyone was gonna get it, it would be you

Read in public. Read in private. Read e-books, genre books, comics, fanfiction. Read literature. Read nonfiction. Read books you’ve already read. Listen to audiobooks. Read what you want. There’s no such thing as “doing reading the wrong way.”

Washington post article that says “MAGA singles are looking for love in Washington. It's a challenge.“ Subbed: The politics of trying to find a partner in an overwhelmingly liberal city can be tricky: "My partner can't think I'm a fascist. That's crazy."

Every couple of months Conservatives publish this article about how no one wants to fuck them and we are apparently not supposed to think they’re losers.

Your yearly reminder that season one of True Detective heavily plagiarizes Ligotti. Is NP on here? I know he blocked me on the hellsite.

My friend, who is probably the kindest person I’ve met in my 4 decades on this godforsaken rock, responded with “I hope he’s scared and suffers” .

If AI were a truly revolutionary tech, the porn industry would already have bespoke data centers and they would be the biggest in the world.

IUD, SIS, stay in school, ‘cos it’s the best : )

I recently gave about 50+ paperbacks to the local detox (I’m there often enough) actual books are legit magic though

I’m waiting on a special edition that should be received this financial quarter. It’s cloth bound… ugh I can’t wait to feel it in my hands and never again lol

“The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been
My blood before me begs me
Open up my heart again

And
I
feel
this
coming over like a storm again
Considerately

Ven-o-mous voice,
tempts me
And drains me,
bleeds me
Leaves me cracked and empty
Drags me down
like some sweet gravity”

God damn it! Am I gonna think of the Human PEZ dispenser every time I listen to Eulogy ?

SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation

After wanting to do the deed for 30 years, I’m amazed I’ve never had an attempt. Passively suicidal- all day : )

The thing about cat twitter, and now here, all these HOME OWNERS begging for money. I’ve never fucking seen someone of means try and scam their way out of being a responsible cat owner. It doesn’t need said but eat shit.

Like most of these men in the manosphere and MAGAt land, they’re unable to please a woman. That and have micropenis

The minute he grabbed his neck, you seen him realizing reaping kinda sucks. Such a cathartic thing to watch.

Hai

So cutting open a fresh fig kinda looks like a prolapsed anus

Not the shit herself women?

How the fuck does The Roses have the same IMDb rating as War of the Roses !? wtf is wrong with people’s. I could barely make it through the reboot.

Oh wow, this would feed me for the better part of a week! Thanks for the heads up