Morgan Chadwell

I love this so much. I have no idea how it got on my phone or who made it.

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

Blonde woman with glasses holds sign: “Sorry I voted for Trump! Everything worse”

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

Math is hard

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air

Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Angled buzz in question:

I want to try and do something that will show off the angled buzz underneath… but how do I do that? 🤔

Update: kinda sorta fixed it! Added a bigger clip at the end. Will have to redo completely tomorrow and see if it holds up.

Woman showing a Dutch braid on a half-buzzed head of hair.

Somehow managed to do a half-ass Dutch braid, which I’ve never done before??? I can French braid like a pro, but decided to do something different when I started, and I kind of love this?? I got the side of my hair buzzed as well as the underneath.

The depression I get when the sun goes down at 5 is just...

HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE FOR MONTHS?

I need SUN!

His Voters Are Freaking Out As Donald Puts America Last Whoops!

They thought they were getting cheap groceries, America First policies, and a leader who cared.

Let’s laugh at their pain.

Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well

Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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I bought a dozen eggs the other day. It made me feel fancy.

i tried the blackberry dr pepper so you didn’t have to

and well, you don’t have to lol

it’s mid

This makes me think about the time I was in high school and was walking out of the quad area to go to lunch or something, and slipped on a freakin banana peel. No joke. It was just like the comics 🤣 no one checked to see if I was okay. Losers.

Trump and Apple better tell the UK to go to hell with its demand to access Americans’ private, encrypted texts and files. Trump and American tech companies letting foreign governments secretly spy on Americans would be an unmitigated privacy and national security disaster.

Old lady with a walker muttering about how the government has checks and balances. Younger woman guiding her and saying “let’s get you back to 2015 Grandma.”

An illustration of a cozy house somewhere on the outskirts of Stormwind. The house features white walls with wooden beams and warm glowing windows, all under a blue shingled roof. A human stands in the doorway waving; his silhouette is lit from behind by a warm glow inside the home. Grass and colorful plants surround the house, with cobblestone walkways and a small stable attached to the side where a gryphon is nesting comfortably. Other houses and the entrance to Stormwind fill the distant background.

Player Housing is coming to Azeroth.

Get an early look: https://blizz.ly/42Dt33r

I just feel like if I ran a country I would want it to be pleasant, productive, healthy and happy but idk maybe I just lack the psychopathy necessary to run a country

The fact that the instructions for the frozen pizza I’m making states to ensure you put the pizza in the oven “cheese side up,” pretty much sums up the collective intelligence of this country right now

Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.

It's the little things. Microdose hope.

Bookshop.org enters the e-book arena, giving indie stores a new way to compete with Amazon "Everything Amazon can do, we want to do as well or better," says CEO Andy Hunter on boosting indie sales digitally.

This is VERY good news. Love bookshop.org and all the stuff they do!

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Good night to everyone except this little boy kitten who keeps jumping up on the kitchen counter 😠 (his name is Lock and he’s my roommate’s cat)

So tired of this idea that billionaires are our "betters" whose opinion is super important because they have a lot of money. It's bullshit. They're mostly greedy sociopaths who have no problem destroying people who get in their way. That doesn't make your opinion one to be valued, in my opinion.

AI has an environmental problem. Here’s what the world can do about that. The sprawling data centres that house AI servers churn out toxic electronic waste and are voracious consumers of electricity, which in most places is still produced from fossil fuels.

"A request made through ChatGPT, an AI-based virtual assistant, consumes 10 times the electricity of a Google Search"

This isn't a game. This is accelerated destruction via huge usage of power, water, resources etc. Stop using it - especially for messing about!!

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Idk if this is a normal thing or a neurodivergent thing or just a fuckin me being weird thing but I can't watch a show or movie and enjoy it unless I fully want to be doing it

If I feel at all like I am forced or obligated to watch it I WILL have an unpleasant experience

these tariffs are crazy can't believe this is what $4000 gets you at the grocery store now