Call Me Pitchforque.

Points for using “penultimate” correctly and effectively in a sentence!

I am going to #MCVegas. Consider yourselves warned, fellow attendees.

There’s not a single lightsaber in the whole series. Do with that what you will.

Boycott:
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Burger King
Subway
Sabra foods
McDonald’s
Starbucks
Nestlé
Hershey’s
M&M/Mars
Cadbury

They all fund Israel.

a close up of a man 's face with the words keep it secret and keep it safe Alt: a close up of a Gandalf’s face with the words “keep it secret. keep it safe”

Me, when I loan my teen my rechargeable battery.

a close up of a man 's face with the words keep it secret and keep it safe Alt: a close up of a Gandalf’s face with the words “keep it secret. keep it safe”

Me, when I loan my teen my rechargeable battery.

Even that cannon pointing so phallically up like a penile salute. Gross.

I’m beginning to think that those guardrails against fascism were just not up to the task.

All’s fair in trade love and trade war.

a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt says radical Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt says radical

Today is self-care day. Games of casual commander at my house!

Will this be when they change their name to just SS?

A cowboy asks “When?”

I see it. But at this point, I’m kinda like:

A bearded man wearing sunglasses taking a selfie with his son in back seat.

My son and I got our follicles shortened & styled today.

A Tesla cybertruck, engulfed in flames, sits outside the front doors of the Trump Tower in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Is it wrong that I want to get this put on a #MagicTheGathering playmat?

Dungeons and Fuck

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Fuck

A vampire with a mustache? That must ache.

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

A Magic the Gathering box with Lord Of The Rings art and text. A card is featured that reads “Sauron, Lord of the Rings.”

Sauron’s Greetings!

A Xwitter notification reads “Jimmy Wong liked your reply of —Recently I was more than happy to discover that I prefer realizations.—“

Day?
Made.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time . Alt: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .

KMET.

@tolariancommunitycollege.com I just submitted my audition. I am now teetering on the fence between nervous and hopeful.

It’s not iPhone, it’s UsPhone, tovarich.

YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac - Topic Hypnotized (2018 Remaster)

A little afternoon hypnosis can help with the winding of the down, no?

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