Mr. Hoebot

The first people to witness Fall:

The only downside is they say it was caused by Tylenol.

This must be the work of some RADICAL LEFT hacker.

We call it “Death by a 1,000 Blows”

VC: “How do you plan on scaling this when you enter new markets?”

I would download the absolute fuck out of a car.

He’s in his MedBed

Just imagining a nasally switchboard operator answering, “U.S. Capitol – please hold!”

I only have three installments left on my last gallon of milk.

This a new fetish?

1995, Doc and Marty share a Zima.

Okay, I read this assuming it was a human child.

Oh God, we’re going back into Vietnam, aren’t we?

Seems unlikely since they were actually successful at doing something.

I’m imagining this coming from a baseball announcer.

“The People’s Exhibit A”

The level of fame I aspire to

So is the woman in the foreground the problem or is it all those nice looking people in the background?

“Uhhhhh, ladies and gentlemen – there is no answer from the tower. We’re going to do this landing purely on vibes. Please fasten your seatbelts.”

Careful, this could be Trump when he runs for his third term.

Wait, during which points of his life was he not a hero then?

“So yeah, what I do here, what it really is – you see, I make dreams come true. Your kid’s car for graduation. Your new car after you get a promotion. I do it all, and just for 16.5% APR.”

This looks like the scene in “Starship Troopers” where they approach the Brain Bug and it cowers.

At 2:14am Eastern Time, Blacksky became self aware.

No one plays on computer anymore.

People that work at doggie daycare:

No, that’s OLD copy before Antifa and the RADICAL LEFT took over and barricaded themselves in the Trump ballroom and turning the penthouse into a sniper’s nest.

People who are currently supporting fascism when they see the inevitable history of how it turns out.