I swear 5pm roles around and I'm wiped from just existing
20.02.2026 01:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@kaieta.bsky.social
Senior Game Designer (Systems) Looking for Work (formerly Echtra, Bioware, Zenimax, Obsidian, and more). Chicago Native, Sam Haight's Bastard, End Boss of the Internet, PADI certified Mermaid, Hater of Digital Seagulls VAMO
I swear 5pm roles around and I'm wiped from just existing
20.02.2026 01:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You get the current government
20.02.2026 01:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have a pitch deck for Disney-themed Gizmos and Gadgets using @jimzub.bsky.social Figment 2 comic as the basis
AND I STILL WANT TO MAKE IT
Also, if Robert Reich likes this skeet, then my teenage rebellion of rebelling against my Milton Friedman-advised parents by rejecting the Chicago School interpretation of Adam Smith will have peaked
20.02.2026 00:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember Regan is Milton Friedman's fault
Everything goes back to that fucker
Dog in puffer jacket
Preparing for snow
19.02.2026 20:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We got a few flakes so far but not enough for him to notice lol
19.02.2026 20:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There's a few flakes falling but not enough for Edwards smooth brain to notice yet
19.02.2026 20:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WTF
19.02.2026 06:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm very confused on how Edward unclipped his collar
19.02.2026 05:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*noped out
19.02.2026 03:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YESSS he did get Hail which he initially hoped out on and then decided to eat it
19.02.2026 03:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Acetone can usually take those dates off, rubbing alcohol if it's abs
...I have this issue too
It is the common denominator in everything
19.02.2026 03:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can Melinda Gates buy the Seahawks? I feel like Paul would be pro that
19.02.2026 03:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Earth
19.02.2026 03:30 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I literally treated mine and several others like a criminal case (spoiler: part of it SHOULD of been)
...still wasn't enough
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
18.02.2026 17:48 โ ๐ 23278 ๐ 4975 ๐ฌ 477 ๐ 628Lol... binder, multiple backups with meta data saved to prove chain of custody and proof of not tampering with the evidence to HR.
...and a layoff gets them 5+ years after you've left because they blocked your promotion.
And then they get funding!
*MASH stares into the darkness*
18.02.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You would be correct
18.02.2026 06:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0At least it was actual strippers and not like... expected of women employed there.
The smallest of silver linings
Stands for women's Olympic speed skating, two Canadian men are dressed in Mountie uniforms covered in sequins
Found a picture :D fantastic
18.02.2026 05:02 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1If they don't have a drag persona that needs to be fixed
18.02.2026 04:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I remember Chris Crawford gave a talk at my college and informed us they had a hot tub with stripper poles in that office...and had strippers on them regularly.
Steve Jobs indulged a lot supposedly
I think spun chicken is chicken floss actually...
18.02.2026 04:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well now he likes it
17.02.2026 23:37 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The hail is now dip in dot size
17.02.2026 23:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Edward an Alex so you're surrounded by men"
"Yeah but they are both neutered"
He's got that thick Mastiff skull so he'd probably not notice
17.02.2026 21:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0