it’s a good thing i saved those salt and vinegar chips
hairbrushes are the same
dominoes is all about how much god hates you that day
i am putting lipgloss on and emma said that’s so pen15
laura lynn tooth repair kit
i use all of the available imessage features as often as possible
that’s zac efron? how can you tell?
my Word of the Day is: Millennial! What’s yours?
stop 🛑 hammer time
i like my chicken cold
animated penis adventure
welcome to plathville ruined television for me. nothing compares. not even close
walnuts… gods popcorn
no i don’t want matcha are you crazy
happy by pharrell just came on at the bar ezra is panicking
i wish they called me hot dog girl
busy making a gorgeous powerpoint about psoriasis
sorry i mean this post on bluesky
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎤relax, don’t do it
this tweet ruined my day
they should have a close friends on blue sky so i can post my colonoscopy pics
been yours for so long. get right hawk tuah it
right hawk tuah it…. -waxahatchee
as someone with a lot to say about people under 40 writing memoirs, i’m considering writing a memoir from the POV of my bile ducts
i took a klonopin so i’m thinking clearly
i want to go to a women’s wellness retreat and shit myself during shavasana
bean trio.. wider than a mile
i foie gras how to drive
jason just called to tell me he tried to buy my ex a hot dog last night
what is trump going to do with all my software
