David J Bradley

Earth won't need another Green Lantern for thousands of years! 58 years later there's been another 6

A panel from Green Lantern showing a close-up of a Guardian. Guardian: ...although we cannot travel into the future, our powers enable us to have glimpses of it! And not long ago we perceived that after Hal Jordan, earth would not need another Green Lantern for thousands of years!

Incredibly loud incorrect buzzer

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Jesus fucking Christ

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

2 panels, in the first a guy looks at a Dalek and says "What're you gonna do? Sucker me to death? In the second the Dalek looks back and says "I fucking might"

Remembering this iconic exchange from Doctor Who

2 new* Tomb Raider games is neat

A panel from Green Lantern. Hal Jordan and a woman named Joan look at a poster of Green Lantern on Joan's wall. Joan: The one thing I do regret is that I didn't see Green Lantern in action against those two tourists! I adore him! Hal: Green Lantern!?

A close up of Hal looking angry. Hal (thinking): She adores Green Lantern! Well, I guess that lets me out! Once again my renowned alter ego has come between me and a girl! History repeating itself! Green Lantern is becoming my worst enemy!

At a point in Green Lantern where Hal is on one of his many pity parties about Carol being with another guy than him. I simply cannot feel bad for this loser.

I think it's good when he says "ooh banana" every time he gets a banana

The thing no-one tells you about Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is that the reason they wouldn't let him join in any reindeer games is because he was really into crypto

The thing about that movie is that it's almost 3 hours of self-satisfied misogyny

It's not the concept of a custard stand that's bothering me. It's using that similie in the middle of a fight

A panel from a Brave and the Bold comic. Cosmo, a giant stone man grabs a cone of energy that Batman and Green Lantern are protected inside. Narration: But... Batman: Oh, no! He's grabbed the cone-- like a hungry kid at a custard stand!

What an odd thing to say

When the human still has 15 minutes left on shift even though it's clearly Frank time

Whenever there's an opportunity to hit the racist joke button Disney just slam it all the way into the ground

Fucking werewolves, innit?

The problem with media figures like Jimmy Fallon is that they'll hear a man say he needs chat GPT to know how to raise his baby and won't follow up to ask "are you fucking stupid?"

I'll grant you the no end, but no character progression? The snake gets longer, doesn't it?

A close-up of a Nokia phone displaying a game of snake

Is Snake a rogue-like?

Donald Duck, dressed as Santa Claus, points a revolver at Chip and Dale

This is what happens if you don't leave out a mince pie and a glass of sherry for Santa

Donald Duck's nephews being forced to smoke several cigars each

They just don't make em like they used to

The thing about Wham-ageddon is that I could understand it much more if the song you were trying to avoid was Band Aid

How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?

And this is despite them fucking up the Sea Devils' design and the weirdly cumbersome title

The War Between the Land and the Sea is off to a pretty good start. I'm interested to see where it goes

A screenshot from Futurama. Amy says to Zoidberg "Fool me eight or more times, shame on me."

The Doctor when the Master escapes by using a rubber mask again

Hey, The Sea Devils is the one where he actually says it

I love Stuart Fell's random flip when his Sea Devil gets shot

Roger Delgado was so good at the melodrama side of things