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Cole Anthony is getting abused out there. They’re hunting for him on defense

“That people say we need”… It’s wild to me that the Magic’s management STILL doesn’t think we need three point shooting

Trae needs a trim

Bradley Beal should play basketball on the sun

Rookie Tristan da Silva plays like prime Robert Horry

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is listed as OUT (personal reasons) for tonight’s game at LAL.

Wendell Carter Jr. is listed as Questionable. #orlandomagic

You can’t get out-rebounded like that and stand a chance in an NBA game. #orlandomagic need to re-commit to the boards or they’re going to be eaten alive by AD tonight.

Hitting a couple of open 3s would be cool too.

Your standards are Merlot than I even imagined

Destroyers of worlds. Love seeing the disappointment on opposing guys’ faces as they and their teammates are systematically shut down. Lowry looked straight up dejected.

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Haberdashing to Checkout

He looks like a zoomed in Anthony Weiner pic

Orlando's Franz Wagner discusses adjusting to role as No. 1 scoring option with Banchero out The Magic have won four in a row without Banchero thanks to their defense and Wagner stepping up.

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Ya love to see it

Bluesky is weird. Not a single notification about Jrue Holiday following new OnlyFans accounts on my feed. It’s disquieting.

The air is thinner all the way up there

Rodman:The Worm::Gobert:The Brainworm

21st Century Ashton Kutcher

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Wild that modern pros will retire having worn literally hundreds of different uniforms, city editions, promo jerseys etc. Late stage capitalism in full effect.

[Enters stage left]