Just caught myself crooning softly at my acid-reflux medicine, to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”… (omeprazole, omeprazole…)
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Poet, admirer of cheeseburgers.
Just caught myself crooning softly at my acid-reflux medicine, to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”… (omeprazole, omeprazole…)
29.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A squid near the bath
in the house that you wake in
is often enough
to discourage the Kraken!
—my grandmother (imaginary)