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@stepfordcuckoo.bsky.social

Patently fabulous. Comic nerd, scifi fan, horror lover, movie reviewer. <> https://bio.site/EsmeGrey

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Raccoon

Raccoon

Virginia opossum, North America's only native marsupial. Looks kind of like an overgrown rat

Virginia opossum, North America's only native marsupial. Looks kind of like an overgrown rat

An actual rat

An actual rat

Pigeon

Pigeon

trash panda trash kangaroo

trash gerbil trash parrot

09.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cute girl dancing in a suit with gold accents

cute girl dancing in a suit with gold accents

Widely adopted software and services bought up by venture capital, big corporations, or billionaires has consistently, perhaps irrevocably, led to the enshittification of the useful and free Internet.

09.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1455    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, not looking for a relationship right now, but I would like to know your special interests.

10.02.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ZA!

10.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜” Ammon Bundy welcome to the resistance πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

10.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyclops (again, but bigger and doing something Coolℒ️)

09.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Full color drawing of the character Wolverine, claws extended, slashing at something unseen. I don't know. It was just a warm up sketch, ya'll.

Full color drawing of the character Wolverine, claws extended, slashing at something unseen. I don't know. It was just a warm up sketch, ya'll.

Hey Bub. Warm-up Wolverine. #wolverine #Xmen #Comicart

09.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too

10.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 775    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 20

Scracth 'n' sniff mummies

10.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which brings us back to the funniest video in internet history.

09.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always β€˜Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6388    πŸ” 1687    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 24
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a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall
10.02.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my bluesky page with me at the top saying What’s up? and frances meh’s post saying β€œnobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuuppppp anymore” πŸ˜‚

my bluesky page with me at the top saying What’s up? and frances meh’s post saying β€œnobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuuppppp anymore” πŸ˜‚

lol .

09.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Please hamburger, don't help 'em

09.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My cult grows.

09.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Emma Roberts Will Find A BODY IN THE WOODS In Witchy Horror From HELL HOUSE LLC Director Emma Roberts is set to star in A BODY IN THE WOODS, a witchy new folk horror from HELL HOUSE LLC creator Stephen Cognetti.

Emma Roberts is set to star in A BODY IN THE WOODS, a witchy new folk horror from HELL HOUSE LLC creator Stephen Cognetti.

09.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
screenshot of discord's Confirm cancellation screen, reporting that "Something went wrong while processing your request" for some reason.

screenshot of discord's Confirm cancellation screen, reporting that "Something went wrong while processing your request" for some reason.

if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE

09.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3365    πŸ” 1394    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 33

Yeah that tracks

09.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Public domain art resources Using public domain art in tabletop game design

Feels like a good day to remind everyone that there's tons of human-made public domain art available for free. Perfect for TTRPGs and board games!

Where can you find it?

Right here!

Part 1: www.skeletoncodemachine.com/p/public-dom...
Part 2: www.skeletoncodemachine.com/p/more-publi...

#ttrpg

09.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Sometimes it’s fun to mess with celebrity names.

09.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drop some BIRDS πŸ•ŠοΈπŸͺΏπŸ–€πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ¦β€πŸ”₯

09.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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is wishing the happiest of birthdays to writer Sarah Byam.

09.02.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The TPUSA Puppy Bowl is puppies against Kristi Noem

09.02.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's the super bowl halftime performer?
*Wrong answers only*

09.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

08.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16050    πŸ” 3891    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 152

sharing with alt text

01.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 691    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 10
Several owls look at you with scorn for saying "Hey Buddy, are you gonna watch the Superb Owl tonight? Get it? Let me explain. See...."

They are rooting for the Eagles with the exception of the owl on bottom left, who is a Swiftie.

Several owls look at you with scorn for saying "Hey Buddy, are you gonna watch the Superb Owl tonight? Get it? Let me explain. See...." They are rooting for the Eagles with the exception of the owl on bottom left, who is a Swiftie.

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)

09.02.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

I have never said otherwise.

09.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He REALLY wanted to make a statement/joke about Millar's "This A doesn't stand for France!" but it feels like he couldn't commit.

09.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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