Goldfluer’s Tavern

Goldfluer’s Tavern

@goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social

Your local fuzzy behemoth buddy / NSFW artist / Aspiring Bodypillow / Lvl 24 Heal-Tank (He/Himbo) Minors DNI 🔞

69 Followers 912 Following 237 Posts Joined Aug 2025
12 hours ago

You gotta tame the newest pack member otherwise they may go off and do something stupid in a not-so-endearing way. He will stay well-behaved until he can get a better grip on his new form~ :3

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13 hours ago

He’s right, that’s not standard issue. That’s the heavy armor version, we wanted him to stay extra safe~ :3

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1 day ago

Woof. I wanna big a big pup like that too~

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1 day ago

Tough choice, but I’m honestly leaning towards Bruce. I’ve always been partial to big cats and it’d be hard to say no to that saber-tooth grin~

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1 day ago

Does his oath let him take partners? The only thing i want standing between me and him is his consent :3

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1 day ago

I hope somewhere deep in that artifact the lovers get to be together. They deserve rest after tragedy like that.

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2 days ago

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

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1 day ago

Until his balls ache from shooting blanks~

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2 days ago

Hey if you're in this situation.

Look up " Debt Validation Letter" and see what that does.

Then ask your collector to provide it :P

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1 day ago

Your line work is so neat and well-weighted! You’ve clearly put in a lot of work to get to this point <3

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2 days ago

Will he let me look with my mouth tho? 👉👈

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2 days ago

I wonder if he’s learned body press too~

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3 days ago

Fun fact: irl hypnosis requires full consent to enter a suggestible state. I wonder how much deeper he falls purely to let his lover in~

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3 days ago
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3 days ago

Beeg kibby~

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3 days ago

What’s there to rethink? I now have a werewolf hubby, mission accomplished 👏

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1 week ago
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4 days ago

This is why we put the harness on beforehand. Then he just totes you around and maybe puts an extra load or two in you in the meantime~

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4 days ago

No that’s bite-worthy <3

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5 days ago

It’ll take at least 12 hours but dadboof *will* get all the relief he wants~

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6 days ago

It’s also hard to resist your man when you can’t help but let him have his way anyhow~

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6 days ago

Just gives us more dadboof to love on. I’d be such a happy behemoth curled up against that giant chest, puppy eyes and all waiting for pats and smothering~

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6 days ago

I know this is a month out now but I genuinely wish you peace as you move forward. Hoping you’re holding up well 🫂

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6 days ago

Only if you let me help you with that jockstrap too. Gotta make sure *nothing* gets in the way of those bellyrubs~ :3

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6 days ago

Very kissable and rubbable~

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6 days ago

Humility meets confidence and discipline with him. Definitely hope to adopt more of his traits as the years march on.

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6 days ago

Always love it when lovebirds just can’t resist each other. Sure powerplay is fun, but sometimes knowing your lover just *needs* you is a huge confidence boost

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6 days ago

Can i sit in his lap?

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6 days ago

As long as he promises to take his time. Sometimes it takes a few tries for the lesson to sink in~

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6 days ago

E) All of the above and a secret fifth option: beg.

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