🌙 Jungkook’s pearl necklace

My kimchi has only been fermenting for six days, but I don’t know if I can wait any longer

I don’t know how they keep from spoiling their new songs to us with all this humming and singing they do constantly

Seeing them together makes me feel more capable of writing than I have been lately. I wonder if my slump is just from the bangtan interaction drought

I had a terrible dream that Tae was announcing he was quitting the group and then woke up to the most convincing reassurance imaginable

Ooh another important update while the water is boiling for my Jungkook noodles - I overheard a student telling a classmate I'm the funniest teacher, AND another student told me I'm "doing a great job, sweetie" (in exactly the right way from exactly the right kid)

I went to work as a fangirl. Easiest costume I’ve ever put together. (I did get some questions about how much merch I own. No comment. 😳)

Okay I need to drag myself away from my after work in bed puppy cuddle time and make dinner. Please send all the…whatever that takes.

The flipper who redid my bathroom had much better taste, and I have a way nicer toilet

🤔 isn’t the Catholic church against proselytizing? Maybe he converted to the wrong denomination.

Cultural map of the U.S. with regions labeled Deep South El Norte Greater Appalachia New France New Netherland Spanish Caribbean The Far West The Left Coast The Midlands Tidewater Yankeedom Based on Colin Woodward's book 'American Nations: A History of the Eleven Rival Regional Cutures of North America'

I mean I guess technically I am “southern” since I’m from South Florida, but not in the way you mean. I’m an enthusiast of this map and consider myself a native of the Spanish Caribbean.

I generally go with a simple “thanks for reading!” and judge them brutally in my head

I loved this. I’m hoping for a 100k sequel one day!

Holy hell this was a week.

The teacher whose door is right next to mine suggested yesterday that we should jointly go as 6,7 so I guess you’re both onto something!

RFK Jr: but did they take TYLENOL while they had covid

someone is asking for recs of "tooth-rotting fluff" and I kind of feel like that's most of what I've written, but all my fics have SOME kind of conflict (because what story are you telling otherwise) but I got reprimanded once for saying my fic with past death of a parent was fluff so idk?

I spend between $250 (v low) and $450 at Costco per month for major staples (meat, milk, eggs, cheese, canned goods, etc.) and supplement with fresh produce from grocery stores in between those big shopping trips. That’s over $4k per year and I’m one person, you vile ghoul.

The only thing I own that resembles a Halloween costume is my graduation gown. My kid has a witch hat. I do not want to evoke that psycho JKR so I hesitate to wear it even though my kid assures me there are other witchy school settings I could be referencing.

What scraping ao3 hath wrought

I heroically cooked real food today for the first time this week, and now somehow I need to find the reserves of energy to walk my dog.

lowkey reminds me of how my parents were misers their whole lives and now they're traveling the world in their 70s when we could have done it as a family when I was growing up and learned a ton and had incredible experiences together

Do we know what the shoulder/chest tattoo is? I haven't been able to get a good look.

This school year is kicking my ass. I love my classes, but I'm drowning in work. I have no free time where my brain isn't completely fried.

oh, you mean this?

The very one. You're a hero.

I’m so so so behind on replying to comments and I feel awful about it but work is so much right now and my brain is toast when I get home. I’m sorry, wonderful and cherished commenters!

Okay but do you have the spanking game where Jin sneaks in to watch?

Omg of all the battles they could pick 😭

And don’t forget the don’t laugh spanking game JFC it’s a wonder any non dom/sub fics exist in this fandom

If Jimin and Jin are both establishing discipline, who’s driving the bus? Because I know it ain’t bus driver/disciplinarian-in-chief Jung Hoseok and Namjoon doesn’t have his license. (It’s Yoongi, obviously)