Judas

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You're invited to my BIRTHDAY STREAM Saturday, August 9th at 1pm PDT! 🥳

I'm kicking off a Birthday Bash support-a-thon with some WILD incentives, and it's all starting by playing a ~mystery game~ 👀

I'll unblur this image of the game by 10% for every 10 reposts this gets!

Here's some educational content

This one is my favorite
#pokemontcgp

SIX?!
#pokemontcgp

Panel 1: Shen is scratching the back of his head, looking awkwardly off to the side, and blushing a bit. He says "Listen bro this is so embarrassing. I've, uh ... I've imprinted on you ... Yeah ... Yeah like a baby duck." Panel 2: Shen raises his hands defensively, seeming to be responding to something you, the viewer, are saying. He says "NO, >>LISTEN<<! LISTEN, INTELLECTUALLY--" Panel 3: Shen puts both his hands out, as if to indicate for you to stop talking for a second. He says "Can I talk? Can I just talk for like a MINUTE and then you can say your piece" Panel 4: Shen nervously tugs the left sleeve of his sweatshirt with his right hand, looks to the side and down, and blushes. He says "Okay, so ... INTELLECTUALLY I know you are not my mom. But" (The comic ends there.)

[first day as a librarian]

CUSTOMER: where are the do-it-yourself books

ME: sorry but i’m pretty sure we only have books that are already made

This is not a want.

This is a NEED. 🎃

Still from the AEW Grandslam Mexico Dynamite showing Jon Moxley half way in and out of the ring being stared down by Will Hobbs, Samoa Joe, Hangman Page and Will Ospreay. Moxley is labeled "Me" Hobbs is labeled "Anxiety" Samoa Joe is labeled "Samoa Joe" Page is labeled "Depression" and Ospreay is labeled "ADHD"

🤼‍♂️

Illustration of alien cats. Little green men? No little green cats representing. Take them to your leader

alien cat glorp 👽🐱
#art #aliens #cats

@jackiejax.bsky.social In a big sticker book!

Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️

🤨

Ninroot from the video game Skyrim, a glowing multi leaf plant that emits sound

smoking that weed you can hear

🦸🏻‍♂️

A chuckit dog toy used to fling tennis balls very far

using one of these to throw meatballs into your mouth

Pain

it was a graveyard smesh

Bugs bunny as a Valkyrie riding a fat horse from the opera short Bugs is labeled "me" and the horse is labeled "a single compliment i got at work 2 weeks ago"

Yoda from Empire Strikes Back falling backwards with a terrified look on his face. Behind him the entire background is Oblivion status effects

me: i should eat all these alchemy ingredients

me the second i close the inventory:

Happy 4th of July

Banjo Kazooie ad “You will believe a bear can fly” (1998)

Banjo-Kazooie ad (1998)

#retro #art #gaming #BanjoKazooie

Tiny, colorful baby scallops — a total cuteness overload in one dish!

You might think, “This person posts the same creature every year!” But honestly, seeing the same life return year after year is something truly wonderful𓂃🫧‪

Two stills from the television show What We Do in the shadows showing Nadja and Lazslow doing a talking head with Lazslow saying "basically, we're fucked" with Nadja then saying "Fucked."

Image of Alduin flying in a fiery sky. Text says "wtf is a fixed rate mortgage, dragonfire upon you".

you hear the sound of bells and desperate merriment outside your window. a jester stands below on the lawn,

Ole medieval style painting of a person having their skin removed where it looks like his skinned face is grinning widely. Text next to a man standing by the flayed man says "how're ya doing?" and text next to the flayed man says "I'm doing"

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons ad Nintendo Gameboy (2001)

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons ad (2001)

#retro #art #gaming #Zelda

Throw your tomatoes 😔