Title: "Ex-Whom?"
- The only litter I've left behind makes me a Dad.
- Working in garbage collection is like being Santa, everyone leaves pizza out overnight for me.
- I'm a caretaker, a car taker, I sweep while you sleep, I wipe and I swipe.
- I'm allergic to the dark; when I'm working I break out in hi-vis.
Forgive the blank account as I've not put time into it. I'm a punster, you can ping me in the future.
- It's important to mask up these days; I never leave home without mine.
- I tried my hand at cooking last week, but it was a wash.
- Wanna see fifty shades of grey that aren't problematic?
