Remember Napster? Napster and Technoblade were born on the same day.

YouTube video by Mister Technodad Fat Superman

I am "super" excited about the new Superman movie, so much so that I made my own trailer! Just look what I was able to do with a budget less than half of what @jamesgunn.bsky.social had!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr1w...

Yeah I honestly had no idea that young people see it that way, until I started getting message from people like "Are you mad at me?" from my use of periods at the end of a sentence

Most of my life I've used periods as a sentence terminator. Lately I use them as a sentence separator

Last night in my dreams I was riding in a station wagon with a bunch of people and madly texting my wife trying to figure out why she wasn't with me. When I woke up, the first thing I wanted to tell her was that she could ignore those texts because I had sent them from a dream.

I've always loved this meme.

My dog Floof engaged in unauthorized coffee drinking.

When I leave my coffee unattended, sometimes Floof finishes it for me.

My high school math teacher used to say that a proof was "elegant" if you wish you had thought of it.

This joke is elegant.

Reddit thinks I am interested in Formula 1 so I keep hearing about Max Verstoppin'. No idea but I imagine he's a chubby hedgehog with a taste for speed and a souped up bathtub with a lawnmower engine he drives in all the big county races, even though he never wins because he keeps verstoppin'.

Apollo named her Voltaire. So perfect.

Technodad and Demeter leaning against the Back to the Future Delorean.

Demeter sitting in the passenger seat of the BttF Delorean.

Some of the guts of the BttF Delorean, including "Mr. Fusion".

Technodad and Demeter standing to the side of the BttF Delorean.

Spent the week in Boston for Demeter's 35th college reunion. There was a guy there who had a tricked out BttF Delorean.

Stacey leaning back on a metal bench at an airport. An airliner pained for Super Mario can be seen out the window.

Stacey at Sunshine Airport. We flew home Sunday after a lovely trip.

I'm posting from row 7. Airplanes have WiFi now. What a world!

(Yes I know this has been true for a while.)

Building with sign that says "the Gay Head Store" with accompanying text exchange. Apollo: I want gay head Me: We have gay head at home Apollo: sad emoji x3

A couple of days ago I was in the town of Aquinnah (formerly known as Gay Head) in Martha's Vineyard, MA. I sent Apollo a picture of the store there. The following text exchange ensued.

Thank you so much to everyone who made a gift to support @oneofusglobal.org this weekend --

We're proud to uphold Technoblade's legacy by funding projects that help young people develop their leadership skills and change the world in positive ways

Please follow @oneofusglobal.org to learn more!

This joke would 100% be approved by Technoblade. Well played, @mrtechnodad.bsky.social

Bucatini is just spaghetti that got promoted to "senior vice pasta" and now spends all its time evangelizing its "unique tubular structure" on its LinkedIn profile.

By the way, those first shots were fired 250 years, 47 days ago. I just missed the 250 year anniversary.

Dude you *on fire* lately!

Some old guy stands on a lawn with a church in the background. Some kind of history and stuff.

Mr. Technodad on Lexington Common, where the first shots were fired in the American Revolutionary War.

Wait, am I your stepdad?

Horseshoe crab

On Martha's Vineyard, came across the shell of an Atlantic Horseshoe crab. The modern horseshoe crabs date from 250 million years ago. They are among the very oldest complex animal species existing today.

We have nothing like this where I live; coming across this foot long shell was a shock.

Quick note for everyone: my beloved stepchild Persephone uses they/them pronouns. Just FYI.

YouTube should allow A/B testing on titles, the way it allows A/B testing on thumbnails today.

What an incredible way to celebrate his birthday and his memory. Thank you Badboyhalo.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNOBLADE!

The past week while streaming on the RealmSMP we built a Technoblade statue to celebrate him hitting 20 Million subscribers and to celebrate his Birthday. In the process we also raised $4,000 of our $1,000 goal for the Sarcoma Foundation. Here is our gift to the Legend.

YouTube video by Technoblade Technoblade's Spectacular 20 Million Substravaganza (contains swearing) #techno20mil

So, so grateful to the Technoblade community for Technoblade reaching 20 million subscribers. I hope you will enjoy what we have cooked up in the way of thanks! Premieres tomorrow morning at 9 AM pacific.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7mk...

It's long and it's 3840x2160p60.

Probably next to no one will watch it in that resolution so I'm not if that was a good idea but whatever.

It's finished. It's done. The render took 97 minutes. The file is huge. 127 gb. It's not as long as Return of the King, I'll say that.

I spent the whole day on little final tweaks.

Crazy anxious for tomorrow, but I have a good feeling.

Tomorrow I am going to make public a key bit of Technoblade history from 2017. It's been private for years. Tomorrow it will be made public.

Speculate all you want, I don't mind, but I ain't saying nuthin. You can see the whole thing tomorrow.