Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct

Finally, some good news on here.

I believe in you! Sickdaymaxx until you hit those forbidden final boss sick days!

My partner and I once made a pact New Year’s resolution to take more sick days that year… we agreed to that on January 1, 2020. But yes, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

My department used to have an office administrator who never went on vacation or took sick days except she took the two days off after both time changes, every year, for decades. People in the department thought it was eccentric but twice a year I think of that queen and how correct she was.

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Damn, reading me like a book.

I don't want a Lego printing press I want a functioning Lego guillotine.

Four stills in order of Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in a rumpled suit in a scene from 30 Rock where she says, as subtitles explain, "Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi."

Who has two thumbs, already went for a run, and doesn't want to grade right now? This moi!

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[As my friend bricks me in in his catacombs] "Are you mad at me?"

My options right now are grade, go for a run, or doom scroll, this sucks.

Me: "$80,000, complimentary?"

Cory Booker: "$80,000 (derogatory)."

A friend once used the phrase "class dysmorphia" in conversation and boy does that explain so much of American economics and politics.

It's what the sea craves!

It's my fault, when the price of oil started to sky rocket I panic bought a bunch of toilet paper and aircraft carriers.

Every day a new article comes out trumpeting how few available military resources the country with the biggest defense budget on earth has, it's blowing my mind on many levels.

Really really hate how they’re spending more time manufacturing consent for a war on Cuba than they did for Venezuela and Iran combined.

Man who couldn’t define DEI under oath suddenly very confident identifying examples of it.

A mom of four I know does precisely this move, don’t feel guilty.

You’re telling me I’m supposed to think it’s 8:10 pm not 9:10 pm? Cause it feels like it’s midnight….

Are you psychic? Cause I just made the kiddo a bowl of oatmeal as first dinner.

Well surely that will calm the futures trading markets, lolololololol.

AI error or not, Iran school bombing is a permanent stain on America’s soul | Will Bunch A debate on AI in warfare obscures the truth about an Iran school bombing. U.S. humans are to blame for this war crime.

They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175

Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...

Pouring cold beans over warm rice.

Current plan is to hope I can find a podcast so funny that it distracts me enough to cook.

I could really go for an infestation of some of those shoe cobbler elves to appear in our kitchen and make dinner right now, the combo of time change and a late night out has me on the ropes.

The last thing we need is a second Elissa Slotkin.

sepia-toned black and white photo of a bookcover featuring a black woman wearing an elaborately fashioned dark colored dress juxtaposed against a color photo of 4 golden brown biscuits on a black castiron tray. white print reads "praisesong for the kitchen ghosts"

congrats to @crystalwilki.bsky.social's memoir with recipes, Praisesong for the Kitchen Ghosts, having been added to the exhibits at Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History & Culture. 🥰

You’re telling me a Streisand effected this?

Fund the sciences so we can research why the Tuesday after time changes is when kids go into full melt down mode.

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Love that we put International Women's Day on the roughest Sunday morning of the entire calendar. Celebrating all the wonderful women in my life by questioning the concept of time.

90% peace and quiet and 10% screaming at birds? The dream.