Chatelaine and Lambi

I've caught me a mouse.
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The only way to find out what these buttons do, is to press them one at a time and judge the result by the human's screams.
And maybe tomorrow they won't be late.
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One, two, three slashes - this has absolutely nothing to do with me.
And more to the point, you're late.
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Someone has to keep these humans in check - thank heavens for the office managers.
And one question - why are you always late?
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I think I might paint Lambi later. Don't tell him.
By the way, you're late.
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Another raucous Friday night with our best friends, the Mariachi band.
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I'm in control and all is well.
That's my opinion - you may have your own, but you'd be wrong.
And you're late.
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A raucous evening with the Mariachi band. They're nuts, y'know.
As for the humans - they're late, as ever.
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I've got my hoof on the delete button? Really?? I had no idea <ahem>
You're late, by the way.
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Can't you see we're still asleep?
But don't worry, you'll still be late.
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One office, two desks, two small, bossy office mascots aka managers, constantly berating their humans.
And the humans are always, always late.
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Apparently this is called an 'envelope'. We think it's another antique item from our humans' collection. Heaven knows what use it could possibly be.
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The question is, is this a sole-occupancy glasses case?
And, by the way, you're late.
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And where's my coaster? The one with 'the lamb of such great glory'? This is discrimination. I shall speak to my union.
Needless to say, you're late.
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'Give them a good lick, Chatie - you know your person likes it when you do that.'
And anyway, you're late.
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Sunday would be a good day for our people not to be late to the office, but no.
You're late.
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Another busy day in store.
You're late.
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We've found another antique. Does anyone know if it's valuable?
And you're late.
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Lambi's thought for the day - don't argue, just nod and agree with me. You know I'm right.
And you're late.
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Is this this season's 'in' colour? I'm not sure.
But I am sure that you're late.
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Lambi and Charlie's thought for the day - if you don't want to know, don't ask.
And you're late, by the way.
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The office managers would like a word (or two) with you.
You're late.
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No, we're not early - you're late.
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Ready for take-off.
You're late.
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Not guilty. Obviously.
And you're late.
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Busy, busy - sorry, can't stop.
And you're late. Again.
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We're scary at eye-level, aren't we?
By the way, you're late.
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Anyone seen Chatie?
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This colour suits me, don't you think? I think I'll call it puce.
By the way, you're late.
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Have no fear, Lambi's here.
But you're not - because you're late.
#officelife