Michael

Goldie is hands down the best falafel ever. But why transliterate half n half as “chetsi chetsi” instead of hatzi-hatzi?

What’s great about “don’t forget to write 5786 on your checks” as a joke is that, in context, it’s a brand new joke. It’s barely existed

The power of making your new year right before the last harvest every year

The city is shaking rn #gobirds

Personal choices have been prioritized over collective achievement and it sucks

It’s a great moment most companies use in ways that are personally insulting.

Seeing this @centercityphila.org power washing crew on our block is like triple rainbows and sunshine. Thank you!

The Bible, as a story, refers to heaven all the time. It’s in the first sentence, all kinds of things come out of there. But everything that gets described happens on earth.

No seraph ever left behind a heaven, bath, and beyond coupon? Literally 0 heaven artifacts? Just earths eternal attic?

Refrigerated pie crust is surprisingly difficult to shop. No one knows how to categorize it.

Embrace the old. I appreciate the happy hour time the youngs provide us before I go to sleep and they start their real night.

Forward fold!

Yasher koach!

Idk who needs to hear this but baseball coaches matter, it’s why they get uniforms, and the Phillies third base coach cost them last nights win. Holding a runner at third before the deep relay throw to get the ball home literally cost his own pitcher a win on a three hit performance.

Lack-of-public-transititis?

Is it me or is the aqi in phila worse tonight than during yesterday’s air quality alert?

The single greatest thing today’s gpt gives me is the relative value of rewards points to dollars.

Roots and marine layer!

What’s nice about apple photos is it can pop up a pic from 2021 where you’re wearing the same exact, non-corrective versions of the sneakers you just bought.

Locust is already wildwood boardwalk in mid-august dense with foot traffic headed to broad #gobirds

The citywide party of people honking and cheering at each other has begun #gobirds

Marking 5:32am as the first time I heard people yell E-A-G-L-E-S from inside the house today. #gobirds

Guy on street: pretty slow morning huh?
Me: yeah well Super Bowl Monday
Him: Super Bowl Monday WIN amiright? Huh? How about that?

Hang on one sec, just going to pull the file on our relationship to see where I went wrong

Friday dreams of pa state legislation that mandates standards for or creates fraud/ai/fact check filters on social platforms.

We do have code for fire alarms in buildings. Why can’t we protect these spaces at the local level too?

New years in center city means waking up to 20 men wearing sequined suits, lined up your alley. Peeing.

#needpublictoilets

This year, call it the family’s ancient recipe for hash browns

Watched the first one, was telling Jess the same. Took a little to warm up, but agree on the fun serial with fun high-jeopardy endings.

Dear Adam silver: how much did the federation pay you to put the sixers / Celtics start time 19 minutes after lighting the first Hanukkah candle on Christmas?

Yes I do happen to have a recent pic of the eye of Sauron in Lego.

@fatheaddesign.bsky.social I hope you got everything you wanted from that game.