“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

a pikachu is standing next to a pair of shoes ALT: a pikachu is standing next to a pair of shoes

A leaf fell from a tree and stabbed me in the eye at the 3rd point, half life 3 confirmed.
I'm wearing glasses, it has to be true because how else would a leaf fall between my face and lens? Impossible to deny.

I need to ask Seattle reddit what the number to report sidewalk blockers is, apparently they've got tow trucks on standby looking out for disabled spaces or sidewalk obstruction needing removed, and it's definitely not the police from what I've heard.

thank you to the combination KFC and Taco Bell cashier for giving me a free drink for being nice to you. Everyone should be nice to you. I'm sorry I was wearing my Get F*cked hoodie.

slight subject change: if this hoodie offends you, you are the target audience.

I saw one that had school shootings in place of "the IDF"

Love how we "can agree to disagree" when it comes to minority groups facing discrimination but we draw the line at me not being sympathetic to a rich white guy dying seconds after racially profiling people.
Sorry I care about the lives of people I can relate to instead of some rich bigot, I guess?

you know what's great? play doh cloud slime
you know what's not as great? buttery cloudz cloud slime. It may have a better texture and smell like blue raspberry, but all positives go out the window when the slime gets under my nails taking 10 minutes to pull it out of the container.

I trust people even less if they say they got their "news" from Twitter, even less if they link a post and if it links directly to the muskrat I toss it out the window and tell them to do better.

I got stabbed, COVID booster felt like nothing going in, I am still feeling it now. Flu shot hurt like hell, pain and noodle arm was gone within 12 hours.

I love how I only look at the "following" tab here on this website, but threads is an all out brawl for you page and everything goes (or gets blocked)

guess who got permission to get stabbed tomorrow (it's me) I really hope this COVID stabbing actually kickstarts my 5G microchip this time, I was looking forward to that. I'm starting to think conservatives lied to me, I wonder what else they're lying about...

also I don't want to get the flu :)

this is literally why I never finish episode 2. lmao Absolutely hate this part.

I am unsure if my newly currently being discovered autoimmune issues allow me to get my COVID and flu shots, but it's about that time of year when I make random appointments at pharmacies to get said vaccinations

and you would not believe the confused looks I get from adults and also my doctors.

y'all ever just cringe at one of your now former faves 😬

Four simple, cartoony isopods with blue tops and pale yellowbellies crawling over a freshly sliced lemon and some white flowers.

Five rubber ducky isopods, with light yellow heads/rears and darker bodies, crawling all over a spherical translucent bubble over a simple polka dot pattern background.

A collection of orange and white striped isopods crawling over a tiger lily, with one on its back directly in the center. They are surrounded by vines, moss, and grasses.

roly roly polies

Fyre Festival ass presidency

hmmm...

Fuck, I need to figure out how to dress less like a lesbian in oversized clothes

An illustrated comic featuring anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1: a hamster woman and a mouse woman sit quietly in a doctor's waiting room. The hamster is carrying a sign with an X on it. Panel 2: the hamster leans over towards the reluctant looking mouse. Hamster: are you here to... terminate? Mouse: That's personal, but no, we are trying for- Hamster: you know that's a sin, right? You need to take responsibility.

Panel 3: Mouse: forcing someone to be a parent isn't fair to them or the baby! Hamster: I agree! Panels 4 & 5: close ups of the hamsters face as she gets progressively more passionate. Hamater: but you need to be the one to do it! That's the hamster way! You brought your offspring into this world, you need to take them out! Eat your babies, slurp them up! Anything less is to spit in the face of Ham-God! Panel 6: the mouse woman and her partner look disturbed at the hamster's words.

Rodent OB-gyn

there was no option in my appeal to tell them "so I can be called slurs, threatened to be doxxed, then told the person was going to come to my house and kill me himself, but I can't make jokes about old time medical remedies, got it"

dang, Instagram is either down, or I've been banned from messaging people. Haven't even tried commenting yet.

omg, I'm glad you guys are okay D:

I would like to see the baby

a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him ALT: a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him

rip spicy turnip, maybe one day you will return

Babies D;

I miss my cat. pls send animal pics, the three of you who interact with my posts

keri reminds me of that one ex who suicide baited me and made all our mutual and his entire family hate me, keri wouldn't hesitate to treat me the same

take that, tetanus
would have been measles too, but apparently I'm still good on that one. Love the daffy duck bandaid experience, I'm pretty sure I got one the last time I got my tdap vaccine.
Sorry, Gordon.

me, seeing this chat six hours later and immediately going to open up my daily pack: you will never believe what I just opened...