blake's Avatar

blake

@candlej4ck.bsky.social

he/him | movie & music nerd | adhd weirdo | aspiring ๐Ÿค– just trying to survive this hฬถฬฬซฬฒอ‡อ…eฬธอ—ฬผฬฎlฬทอ€ฬ’ฬ…ฬ‡ฬฒฬœอ“ฬฌlฬธฬ‚อœอ“อœฬฒsฬดอฬ‰ฬฒอ•cฬตฬŠฬ™ฬขaฬทออ›ฬšฬ›ฬฑอ•ฬ˜pฬดออ‘ฬอ•eฬทฬšฬŒอฬกอŽ discord: same nick

536 Followers  |  1,089 Following  |  1,229 Posts  |  Joined: 26.06.2023  |  1.8841

Latest posts by candlej4ck.bsky.social on Bluesky

Probably the right choice, still sucks though :(

27.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone were to start a class action against AWS for PTSD from that status page, they'd reach the required number of parties in minutes

20.10.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact they did ack it on the status page is how you know it's _bad_ bad.

20.10.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#hugops to all the people having to respond to this tirefire

20.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've already seen a number of "well ackshually!" comments and like sure, in an ideal world, but what way AWS goes so does the internet.

20.10.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The game is so so so fucking good, probably my GotY last year. I got to talk with Billy at PAX and he was the absolute sweetest too.

12.09.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not saying that movies should seek to traumatize kids, but Iโ€™m pretty sure watching that scene solidified empathy into my heart.

09.09.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On one hand: the dedication is nice to see I guess, on the other hand: lol

21.07.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/me eats๐Ÿฟ

21.07.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover for the "Greatest Hits" version of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 for the PlayStation. Photo on the cover is a fish-eye lens distorted view of Tony doing a grab trick at the top of a half pipe.

Cover for the "Greatest Hits" version of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 for the PlayStation. Photo on the cover is a fish-eye lens distorted view of Tony doing a grab trick at the top of a half pipe.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater defined my youth and the music in the games helped shape me into the adult I am today. Goldfinger - Superman got me into Ska and helped me fall in love with jazz. RATM - Guerilla Radio made me question authority and become an anti-capitalist. etc etc etc. What are your favs?

12.07.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

goddammit link

12.07.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DIE ANTWOORD - BABY'S ON FIRE (OFFICIAL)
YouTube video by Die Antwoord DIE ANTWOORD - BABY'S ON FIRE (OFFICIAL)

Baby's on Fire is a favorite, the song is fine, but the first half of the video is just a sketch / background story and it's so weird and uncomfortable and that elevates it. Absolutely performance art.

11.07.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People thinking he sucks and thinking he doesn't deserve threats of rape or other bodily harm can exist in the same space. None of which makes him a hero, he's only ever stood up for himself and this is just another case of that

10.07.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Facts / timeline:

1) Will is a prolific poster, gets dragged for bad takes regularly.
2) Grok threatens to rape Will.
3) Most of the people who drag Will are like "yo wtf"

"Puts in the time:" u fookin wat m8?

10.07.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr Rogers told us to "look for the helpers", and she's one of the best.

10.07.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only thing Will Stancil is winning is that at the end of the day most of us hate Musk / X / whatever more than we dislike him and his shitty takes.

10.07.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This whole mess has been illuminating.

10.07.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

either way, stay safe friend.

10.07.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrolling the thread is absolutely incredible.

29.06.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm seeing him in August and I'm so excited to both a) support his work, and b) laugh until I cry.

It really feels like he's in a league of his own.

26.06.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do wonder if (in hindsight) part of why a lot of us wanted him was because our subconscious realized he wasnโ€™t a weirdo sex fiend.

25.06.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the most frustrating things about this is that it's antithetical to what Khan Academy seemed to be founded on, and once the respect is gone... welp?

"Make information free and accessible" = Hell Yeah!

"Make imagined info from our AI partners available for a low cost" = What. The. Fuck.

Ugh

25.06.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are moments (un-skippable) where I wish he had an editor, but as an overall thing I'm really really glad he doesn't.

25.06.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goddamn.

25.05.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pimp Trickle

25.05.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prick Limpet

25.05.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sage, I just fucking can't...

25.05.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've liked Adam's work / comedy in the past, but this is beyond disappointing.

I'll maybe give some grace for if they get scheduled on a third party panel with one of these chuds, but being a guest (or guesting them) directly is platforming plain and simple. Ugh.

17.05.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like the perfect "putter to the hardware store and do some small errands around town" size, the price is maybe a little rough but the modularity looks super nice. So so so many people I know have been wanting a replacement from their older small pickups and the market has been like "lolno".

25.04.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Nothing could have prevented this random accident" then go on to list all of the things that could have prevented said random accident.

Here's something else preventable: Maybe you wouldn't get dragged so much if you didn't come across as such a nihilistic prick

20.04.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@candlej4ck is following 20 prominent accounts