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Gareth Watkins

@garethwatkins.bsky.social

Writing in the Los Angeles Review of Books, New Statesman, Tribune, Vulture, MEL, New Socialist. Host of Death Sentence podcast.

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Don't ask me to justify this, but Single Allied Pilot is the Alyssa Liu of Maverick.

04.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Single allied pilot INNOCENT!

04.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Read 'Just Plain Evil', Gareth Watkins, 2027

04.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gotta say, "the modern right is built entirely around vice signalling" seems like a theory with legs

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Iran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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Kevin Shields: Britpop was pushed by Mi5
Me: Aww, you're sweet!

Billy Corgan: The CIA suppressed rock music
Me: Uh, Human Resources!

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My sympathies lie with those suffering under the capitalist oppression of the US and Britain.

04.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone here had any experience with post-viral fatigue? Will anything work for making it so I don't stare blankly at my fish tank all day and want to go to bed at 3pm?

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The bonus track on this album is a better song than most bands will write in their entire careers.

04.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This formula was super popular in indie comics in the 1980s: Ninjas, but they're turtles! Conan the Barbarian, but he's an Aardvark! Anthropomorphic Milk and Cheese but they drink and cuss!

04.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a poker set about 20 years ago and haven't expressed any interest in poker since and it *still* recommends me additional poker sets and books on when to fold 'em or whatever.

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Wow, the Amazon algorithm is so good guys. It's like it knows me.

04.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well my idea has anime.

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PFC Braydenn-oniisan, your cortisol has spiked! Have you been lethalitymaxxing?

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Somebody else can have this idea if they want, I'm too busy.

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I had an idea for a short story in which a US soldier goes to war with an AI anime waifu in his heads up display giving him constant bad advice and Warfighter bromides until it gets him killed, but I dismissed it as being a mid-season Black Mirror episode at best. HOWEVER-

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Seriously though, what are the actual odds that Enya is aware of hardcore as a genre? Like I don't expect her to know who SPY or Age of Ruin are, but is she aware that there is a genre that's like punk but more metal and faster?

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Enya go on Hate5six.

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Remembering @leninology.bsky.social saying something to the effect of 'is AI fascist? Well AI is stupid, and stupid things tend to be fascist'.

04.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thinking about all the artists, writers, philosophers and scientists trapped in Dubai right now.

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Greg Dolezal taking some broad swings in his ad for Lt. Gov. of Georgia. Holy shit…

www.facebook.com/share/v/18TM...

(Only including the link for people who even after watching it can’t believe this is real.)

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At Sarah Everard’s five-year vigil, women see a β€œbacklash” against them Mourners at the fifth anniversary vigil are worried progress is falling backwards

How have things changed since Sarah Everard's murder five years ago? My report:

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The Pentagon’s Favorite Tech Guy Is This Hawaiian Shirt-Wearing Founder

Extremely good profile of this obnoxious failure who has somehow become one of the most important people in defense contracting. Hope John Carmack is proud of himself.

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"Well, ChatGPT is telling me that I'm a starseed and can escape the Matrix by killing myself, but perhaps I'm having a mental health crisis so I better add some trusted contacts just in case."

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God, sometimes I wish that this country would just rip the band-aid off and make us all live in tent cities on a cup of rice a day while somehow also continuing to do our pointless email jobs.

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Reform UK is too weird to win From Matthew Goodwin to Restore Britain, the online right isn’t radical – it’s cringe

Many attractive people are saying this!

www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

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Arendt was absolutely right about how reactionaries promote mediocre but loyal people, but there's still a minimum competence level needed, and Goodwin demonstrably doesn't meet it.

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Goodwin's career has been defined by the fact that he isn't very good at the things he turns his hands to, even in the easy-mode world of the right. He's completely unable to either give up and get a real job or become good enough at the things he wants to do.

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