I don’t go out very often. But when I do I get hit on by some guy named Chaz

Tonight in my little outfit I realized that I read as a butch lesbian instead of just a guy. Devastated

Post-daylight saving treat: Catching an old CTA bus where the overhead lights are a warm yellow instead of a harsh white

This is the most recent thing on Reddit that made me laugh out loud

I unfortunately am not strong enough to sew annoying bag AND deal w cubital tunnel I will be teary eyed all day

took the day off to chill after my shots but I am sooooooo bored can’t wait to go back to the job I love it having a task keeps me normal

I’ll send this tweet to my landlord maybe I’ll get a buck off rent

Not to toot my own horn or anything but I took apart the lint compartment of our dryer, cleared it out, and it dried my laundry in 40 minutes. We had to run it twice for the past couple weeks

Just got a job with a health insurance stipend so I’ve been rocking with a reliable marketplace insurance. Illinois developed their own marketplace and transferred me there. My monthly payments are going up $200/month. Thank u state of Illinois

i reserve myself 1 uber to/from work a month and I’m glad to report I haven’t had to use it all month up until yesterday (no bus) and today (forgot phone)

Give me cardboard, tape, and a dream and I can make accessories for three different Halloween costumes

My boss can never be out of the studio bc every hour or so I take 1 gummy bear and 1 cashew from containers he put on the snack shelf

Reached the acceptance stage of 50-year-old musician who died from suicide just to go thru the stages of grief again with a different 50-year-old musician who died from suicide

Nothing like going to the thrift store and buying a pile of stuff

This week kept seeing 777 and I’m trying not to be nutso about it but after the third time I’m like hmm……..am I Jesus

Sending a letter is better than sending an email because instead of waiting a few days or so for a response you get to wait a couple weeks and feel really embarrassed about what you wrote

slammed my coffee and my protein shake that apparently has lead in it I hope I make it home

They played Sade on the oldies radio………..oy

Losing weight da “healthy way” for your clarification

I’m losing weight and now I’m like oh shit. I gotta seriously start looking for a therapist huh

In 2025 you can receive a Medal of Freedom for being a keyboard warrior. And I think that’s beautiful

Newspaper left on the bus so I picked it up. The Militant with the most pro-Israel articles. Socialism.

My Tidal radios are just a mix of punk and twee (?) with Salad Days by Minor Threat playing every other song. I’m going crazy

6!!!!!!!!!!!!

does smoking a cigarette after working out have worse effects than smoking a cigarette regular style. are my muscles being rejuvenated on the nicotine and tar

I gave Simon a haircut and they’re so cute every time I look at them I go “I’m going to eat your face off”

Today I say. La la la ba ba ba

I often wonder if I am from outer space because nobody listens to me or understands what I’m trying to say. I feel like I am a good communicator. Am I not am I actually insane

A live mariachi band beginning their set next door right as I turn out the light to go to bed makes me remember that life is really sweet and funny and bizarre

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