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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎

@jlgecko1.bsky.social

Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar. You can kill the man but an idea is immortal. I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion. My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned

6,620 Followers  |  9,705 Following  |  723 Posts  |  Joined: 26.02.2025
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Hoebert can read?!

02.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

FAKE SCAMMER DO NOT CLICK!!!! REPORT THIS ACCOUNT

02.03.2026 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, rest in peace Van Winkle.

24.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

That part of the Eurythmics’ song Sweet Dreams….”Some of them want to be abused” seems to have been talking about MAGA. They keep getting slapped in the face by Trump and continue to beg for more!

20.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 11    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

I wish for world peace

20.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why is ET doing pushups in the background?

19.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…and she’s good lookin’ 😏

19.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

😂😂😂

19.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And yet, it still makes sense.

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Reported

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The only good thing coming out of this bullshit economy is now airport prices don’t seem so outrageous.

10.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Why did you kill septimus? He could have lived a simple life.

09.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My local bar was cool until the turned on turning point USA. Absolutely disgusting. I tabbed out and left immediately. Needless to say they have lost ALL future business from me

09.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Donald Trump is a racist

07.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Reported

07.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to get my haircut, had to check the oil in my poor VW…oil levels looked good but I got oil all over my good pants….maybe gonna wash them with lemon? 🍋🍋🍋

06.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m at LIT airport and some guy is letting his lapdog dog walk on top of a food court table, like, c’mon man, we don’t all see mookie as a perfect little angle. Wipe them paws!

05.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reported

03.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don’t care what color you are. Black, white, brown. We are in this together. If you feel oppressed or ostracized, I am with you. I am your brother. Fuck this regime. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. I shit you not, I will bleed on the flag to ensure those stripes stay red.

01.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 5

I hate when people don’t clean up after their horses! That’s bullshit 😂

27.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Burn him

24.01.2026 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I shit you not, I would bleed on the flag to make sure it stays red.

24.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Nazi head nazi is lying?? Strop the presses.

24.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll scene you!

24.01.2026 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t let Ian use automactics

24.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0