Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎

@jlgecko1.bsky.social

Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar. You can kill the man but an idea is immortal. I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion. My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned

6,721 Followers 9,835 Following 729 Posts Joined Feb 2025
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This is more relevant now more than ever. I did not vote for this war. I do not consent to having MY taxes go towards bombs and death. Impeach Trump NOW!

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Thanks! The brand is PsychoBunny. Got it a couple years back. They are my favorite.

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Okay, Indian food might be spicy….🥵

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A broken cuckoo clock is right twice a day

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Work selfie

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Feeling positive today. Finally got a primary care physician and they didn’t stick me..yet, replacement car is in the works after crashing the first one in the snow, I have a date tonight (is Indian food spicy?) gonna take care of some things at the airport (stupid fiber lines!). Not a bad Tuesday😁☔️

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Hoebert can read?!

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FAKE SCAMMER DO NOT CLICK!!!! REPORT THIS ACCOUNT

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2 weeks ago

Yes, rest in peace Van Winkle.

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3 weeks ago

That part of the Eurythmics’ song Sweet Dreams….”Some of them want to be abused” seems to have been talking about MAGA. They keep getting slapped in the face by Trump and continue to beg for more!

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I wish for world peace

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Why is ET doing pushups in the background?

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…and she’s good lookin’ 😏

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3 weeks ago

😂😂😂

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1 month ago
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And yet, it still makes sense.

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Reported

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The only good thing coming out of this bullshit economy is now airport prices don’t seem so outrageous.

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Why did you kill septimus? He could have lived a simple life.

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My local bar was cool until the turned on turning point USA. Absolutely disgusting. I tabbed out and left immediately. Needless to say they have lost ALL future business from me

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Donald Trump is a racist

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Reported

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Going to get my haircut, had to check the oil in my poor VW…oil levels looked good but I got oil all over my good pants….maybe gonna wash them with lemon? 🍋🍋🍋

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I’m at LIT airport and some guy is letting his lapdog dog walk on top of a food court table, like, c’mon man, we don’t all see mookie as a perfect little angle. Wipe them paws!

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Reported

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I don’t care what color you are. Black, white, brown. We are in this together. If you feel oppressed or ostracized, I am with you. I am your brother. Fuck this regime. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. I shit you not, I will bleed on the flag to ensure those stripes stay red.

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