I am Ian. I battle robots.

Nothing serious, I hope

See? The News isn't all doom and gloom. Sometimes, there's something we can all get behind and laugh about.

#Russia considers air truce for about 7 nanoseconds before breaking it and watching as #Trump does literally nothing about it.

Eh?

Aww, you... ☺️

Brexit has been a resounding disaster. Starmer must find the courage to change course | Ed Davey Poll after poll shows most voters think leaving the EU has been a failure. Closer ties with Europe would bring huge rewards, says Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey

Closer ties with Europe would revive our economy, boost our NHS and farming, and restore faith in politics. Starmer must seize this chance to show the public there’s a better way forward than the nasty, nonsensical “solutions” of Nigel Farage.

And you do it most splendidly, I must say 😂

Why the UK should embrace rule-taking - UK in a changing Europe David Henig argues that the government should embrace a new approach to regulation, aligning with EU rules by default unless there is a compelling reason otherwise.

Dovetailing with an "interesting" @stephenkb.bsky.social newsletter this morning on the Online Safety Act (actually I go further than his definition, I'm sort of persuaded by "won’t work but is worth trying") my own piece on regulation - that the UK needs a new approach ukandeu.ac.uk/why-the-uk-s...

See? They basically write themselves 😂

Morning, Fluffy 👋🌞
There are easier ways to dry your hair... Just sayin'

Will do 😄

"Idea for a program:
I'm piggybacking off Strictly Come Dancing, here.
Pro-Celebrity synchronised swimming. Hosted by Michael Barrymore and the captain of the Costa Concordia.
Actually, scrub that. It's a terrible idea. I'm in a bit of a dark place, Lynn..."

Morning M.C. 👋🌞 Have a most splendid one 🤗

As was foretold in The Book Of Herman

Forgiven and forgotten 😉

Happy Wednesday, Your Grace. Enjoy... until soon twat goes and bollocks it all up, anyway.

Then, shrug that shit off and continue to be magnificent

We live in a world where the real monsters are human and the real humans are The Munsters.
Happy #Wednesday #humpday everyone! Now, go out there and be a Munster ♥️✌️✊

Eurgh, no clues! 😉

Sweardle, the 4 letter word guessing game Just like Wordle, but with swear words

Sweardle day 1310 3/4
⬛🟨⬛🟨
🟨🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩
My favourite rhyming slang

Reminds me of your so-called jokes...

Wordle 1,509 2/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🤪

Ooh, brave words... 😂

"Ahh, hello Mr President. It's very good to speak with you. I would like to talk about reinforcing our front lines and providing air defence for the civilian population while reaching some kind of solution that ensures our nation's integrity."

If GBeebies viewers could read, they'd probably be really insulted by this

Being extorted by the fascist in the White House.
We're supposed to support our allies.
✊🇺🇦

The only thing going on between those ears is dial-up modem noises...

In a sensible timeline, this would be truly news-worthy. You will have forgotten about it by tomorrow.

‘Fiddler on the Roof’

Already? It seems to come around quicker every year...