I am Ian. I battle robots.

I am Ian. I battle robots.

@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social

Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly. I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter. Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum. Don't DM me if I don't know you

2,064 Followers 2,359 Following 7,186 Posts Joined Aug 2024
1 day ago

There's never a drone when you actually need one, is there?

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4 days ago

Freedom Fighters... ahem

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4 days ago

This is plain for all to see 😂

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4 days ago

Nargh, do what you want and feel like.
We're only here once

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4 days ago

We can and must be a part of something so much bigger, and it's on our doorstep

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4 days ago

Have a great one, M.C. 😃

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4 days ago

Absolutely. Our future lies not with Hank and Bubba, it's with Pierre and Hans and Pedro.
#Europe first. Europe United. We're in this together, or we're in this on our own.

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4 days ago

And, before anyone asks, there is one and it's on the 19th of November 🙄

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4 days ago

Breakfast of Champions!

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4 days ago

A line has most definitely been crossed and I can't see a way back when it's all forgive and forget.
The US has been destroyed. Its standing in this world has gone for a generation, at least.

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4 days ago
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Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World YouTube video by Cristin mce

Happy Sunday, my lovelies ❤️

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4 days ago

The only way the United States will recover from what this shit show has done and is doing, is by a reckoning so severe that it deters anyone from ever contemplating this sort of behaviour in the future

I am fundamentally opposed to capital punishment. But, some fuckers need to swing for this

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4 days ago

#Trump is absolutely fucking itching to drop The Bomb on someone, somewhere.

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4 days ago

There is a quiet dignity in humility.
With a little bit of salt and pepper, obviously

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4 days ago

Savage... On at least two levels

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5 days ago

This is a European war. A war against Russian aggression. ✊🇺🇦

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5 days ago

Simpsons predictions are uncannily accurate sometimes...
youtu.be/P0FYB2QkakU?...

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5 days ago

What's the bounty? Do they need the whole body or does just the head count?

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5 days ago

Apparently, Po was a bit of a goer.
No, Google it.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?😉

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5 days ago

I am absent, yet again 😔
Note to self: hurl more insults.

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6 days ago
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Trump’s War now providing a massive influx of cash for Iran’s ally Russia so they can continue to bomb civilians in Ukraine while we ask Ukraine for help against Iranian drones. Trump’s foreign policy in a nutshell.

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5 days ago

We've already done "Keep #Iran British". Didn't work out well in the long run.
Wouldn't work out well if we did it again.
Leave this inevitable shit show for the 🍊🤡 and his cohorts to own.

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5 days ago

"He's boring" I hear.
I prefer pragmatic when needed and not grabbing headlines with both hands.
I'd rather him than any one of the fucking clowns who ran this circus for the previous 14 years.

"Keep our boys away from Iran!", a patriot should cry.

Come at me 🖕
#Starmer
#Trump
#Farage
#Iran

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1 week ago
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With today's update, you can now rearrange your pinned feeds by simply dragging and dropping. Much more convenient!

To edit your pinned feeds, go here: bsky.app/settings/sav...

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1 week ago
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Cartoon by
Brendan Loper

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1 week ago

It must be like being underwater or something

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1 week ago

Are we sure they haven't told her and it's just taking a while to get from her ears to her brain?

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1 week ago

She's speed running idiocy. It's almost impressive, if you think about it 🤣

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1 week ago

Kristi #Noem just got the boot! 😂🤣

She's going to prison, for sure 😃

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1 week ago
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mental health break, once again but also some stuff about Donny’s daddy

in today's post: Donny hallucinates about his father (or maybe his grandfather), while Democrats AND Republicans use ICE Barbie for a chew toy.
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